<Read as the into to Courage the Cowardly Dog>
We interrupt your program to bring you
MAX and the
Club.
Staring Max! And his Paranatural Club.
Going to school like regular.
They were attacked by Hijack
A spirit who was possessing Jeff
and currently an unknowing teacher (erg)
What dastardly deeds is Hijack planning?
It’s up to the Club to save their school!
(stupid ghosts, you made me look bad!)
So last we left, Scratch was telling Rose how the event: Scratch (goddammit it “event” is another code jargon how did I miss that?) would hard reset this entire game and their lives, also sending Jack to Trolls planet, and he needs to die to send out the evil one Lord English.
Let’s see how well it goes on now.
<read in the form of a haiku>
Previously on
Suzy Listens In
The Club Is Now Unsure Of
Which Staff Hijack Is
ok, so I guess we are now going to see the life of a man who was born with his own Crystal Ball and a puppet. Wonderful. Let’s see how life apparently sucked for him to the point of death.
Happy Homestuck Day (April 13th)! Time to be a Troll for the day.
BATTLE TIME!!!
Nice
Time to move on to another castle!
I don’t know where he is going to take it, seeing how it is already totaled
Time to finish this final battle here!
Oh please be the real Terezi and not some elaborate ruse
<Read to the tune of Yankee Doodle>
Hijack got inside the lounge
That has all of the teach-ers
Max is in infirmary with
kids stuck on the bleachers
Ed and Spender’s dilemmas follow them to school
Johnny starts his ghost powers, and decides Max is cool
I just need something light. Please give me some light fluff stuff going on now.
And low and behold, time to see how the mother grub comes to be
Hopefully it will already be done by the time Jade gets there
<Read As Lin Manuel Miranda>
Previously On
Hijack’s on the attack targeting the Jang
Knocking Cody out before he changes the game
Hitball hits a wall as players ball’s are misplaced
in face of a foe the kids going toe-to-toe have never faced
But Max won’t relax not without a fight
and stop Hijack’s tracks and end their plight
With victory in sight, his pain was not in vain
gain allies to surprise and end Hijack’s reign
But the coach return to learn the burn Max felt
And scrounge Jeff to teacher’s lounge with Max now bound
to the infirmary for injury to fix and let it be
What’s going to happen next? Well we’ll just have to wait and see
Alright, Let’s go. Let’s see what this video has in store for us.
So I didn’t want to be burn out too much from yesterday massive blogging, so Time to try something different. Gunnerkrigg Court! No Idea what this is. It is giving me a sort of Fairy Feel, like renaissance style. So maybe something like that, who knows?
Let’s go and see if Mayor is going to die or not.
<read as Billy Mays>
Hi! Billy Mays Here. And today we are going to talk about what happened previously on
While being blackmailed by Suzy, Max got hit with the Snich Ball and was forced to switched to Johnny’s team. However, as he traveled Puppet-Jeff made his mode and threw a ball so powerful that it dented the bleachers and put everyone on edge. The Activities Club realize that whatever controlling Jeff is not a usual spirit. While waiting for some adults to step in, the kids take it to themselves to try and stop Jeff within the game. Currently, the plan is to take out Cody, who is viciously protecting Jeff.
TIME FOR THE FINAL BATTLE PEOPLE! (or one of many final battles)