Troll Rank 15

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1. Karkat

2. Sollux

3. Nepeta (RIP?)

4. Kanaya (Undead)

5 Equius (RIP)

6 Vriska

6. Terezi

8 Gamzee

9 Feferi  (RIP)

10 Aradia

11. Tavros (RIP)

12. Eridan (RIP)

So this is having some jumps and mix reviews, I don’t know where to begin.

Well…Gamzee went down for starters. His Dark Villain Reveal wore off pretty fast. I still like him, but not as much (especially with nepeta’s blood on his club).

Sollux and Nepeta switched. Nothing major about that, Sollux just has a low-key sass to him that I admire.

Kanaya and Equius rose up too. Kanaya for her badass moment of vengeance (which was so so cool) and thinking about it, I still really do like Equius’s relationship with Nepeta. I mean, I was against it at first before I knew what it was like, but now I dig it and appreciate the new side of Equius (before he fucking died of course).

Vriska rose and is tied with Terezi. She is so fucking complicated, but at the same time so very relatable and I know that she messes up A LOT but the fact that she still tries give me hope, I guess. So they are tied in the middle.

Feferi went down. It isn’t on her persay. Just that, 1) She seems too perfect and 2) not a lot of screen time. So she got pushed down for more favorable trolls.

Same with Tavros. Sorry bud, you seem sweet and I do like you. But you are also WAY too passive looking back in hindsight.

Aradia increased. A little. I like her chill gentle vibe as a grim reaper person, so emotions are boosting her up. But not much, I need to see more before she can go up farther.

And Karkat….I don’t know why Karkat is staying as number one. Maybe it is because I feel like I would betray him if I choose someone else? Maybe because I have seen him the most compared to the other trolls and thus make him my favorite by default? Maybe I just love the inner softy type person, gruff with a heart of gold. Either way, he is still number one.

Part 170 End

I think this should be a good place to stop.

Fucking Jack ruins everything. Him and his Spades hate for the rest of the world. I am so glad that he is forcibly conflicted about his feelings with Jade because he is partly consumed by Bec’s feelings for her. But he is still an evil dick man and I hate him. He murdered a regular dinner party crying out loud!

Which, while I am sad that they are dead, maybe they should have been looking for their kids instead of doing that shit? I mean, just saying.

But having DD be like nagging about Jack doing the right shit is hilarious and I love that.

Droll is an idiot, but at least he has the rabbit. Give John his special powerful rabbit back, and they can be kickass gods together. 

And Jack being in the future to mess with the kids, that was his future. So the Scratch thing happened (which is the kids fault I think Karkat said?) and that sucked up Jack from fucking with everyone Human Side, to fucking with everyone Troll Side. Just to get the timeline right. Stay stuck in the time bubble you rat.

So the video, I was waiting for a glorious battle, but it turns out that Kanaya just one-shot K.O. EVERYONE there. She kicked a murderer in the balls, that is still fucking hilarious to me.

Gamzee is going to come back, I just know it, but she still kicked a clown in the balls. 

I was Fucking Right about the Vampires!!! Kanaya is a vampire, of daywalker, or whatever Trolls call vampires. I don’t know how she was turned into one (Karkat’s kiss? or a latent thing she always had since she was little?) but damn if she doesn’t use it to her fullest potential.

And Vriska is now back with a crush on her, but will Kanaya actually care this time around? We shall see.