Troll Rank 14
Oh I am such a fucking hypocrite
1. Karkat
2. Nepeta
3. Sollux
4. Gamzee
5. Feferi (RIP)
6. Terezi
7. Equius (RIP)
8. Kanaya (RIP)
9. Tavros (RIP)
10. Aradia
11. Vriska
12. Eridan
Gamzee was this fucking close to making the top 3. THIS fucking close. How can I still fucking like a psychopathic murderer. HOW!?!?
So I guess I am going to explain my feelings on The Evil Three.
Eridan, he is a whiny entitled prat who forces unwanted feelings on everyone and everything. I use to think he was cute when he was with Feferi, but after realizing his behavior with everyone, I think he is fucking trash. And when he didn’t get the companionship he wanted, he threw everything away for a chance at his own survival by trying to side with Jack. He fucking killed the Matriarch Orb Thing out of Spite because things didn’t go his way, he is trash and I hate him.
Vriska….she is complicated. I can understand why people like her, and I do too. He is cocky, confident, aggressive, assertive, she takes control of her own life but loves to risk it all on the roll of the dice. But…she is scary, unhinged. Like anything can set her off to attack, so make the wrong move and you are dead. She pushes everyone aside to her glory and her plans, it doesn’t matter who she hurts. The worst is that, while she will get invested in you, it is only to try and bring you up to her level. Like you are unworthy unless you prove yourself to her over and over again. The is a difference between trying to toughen someone up and then groom them to your ideal person, and Vriska straddles that line. Add that in with her need to be the best, so she must be the beginning AND the end to the fucking Ultimate Villain, and that is just a disaster waiting to happen.
So….why….Fucking Gamzee is different than both of these kids, Gamzee is on a whole ‘nother level. He is smart, crafty from stealing the glasses, sadistic to playing the field. He is confident to the point of having power, he doesn’t need to show you how better he is like the other two, he knows it and takes charge around it. There is something…idk….seductive?…..about how he managed to handle himself. I assumed that his text were just him talking and shouting, but his facial expressions when attacking Equius and Nepeta were impassive and unimpressed. The flaws that he has to his character are, at the moment, unaffecting him. He is psychotic, but that isn’t hindering him in the way Eridan’s egotism and Vriska’s glory affect them.
And I really can’t let go of his past high self, I still like that part and want that Gamzee back :(
Please note that this not that this does not mean that I am not terrified of the Clown, I still am.
And Nepeta and Equius made a jump up in the polls too….It seems like the couples get higher after they fucking DIED so fucking thanks Hussie.
Equius trying to be pleasing with Nepeta and talk about feelings, and trying to roleplay was fucking adorable. And he really did put Nepeta’s protection over his own, which is something I respected.
Nepeta’s cat faces are the cutest, but she does have a hissy feisty side to her. She isn’t afraid to give Equius a piece of her mind, and is not putting up with Eridan’s bullshit either. I fucking love that.
