Troll Rank 13

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1. Karkat

2. Sollux

3. Feferi  (RIP)

4. Terezi

5. Kanaya (RIP)

6. Nepeta

7. Gamzee

8. Tavros (RIP)

9. Equius

10. Aradia

11. Vriska

12. Eridan

So….that sort of shook up the game. Let’s tackle some of the easier reasons first.

Eridan is the bottom, hands down. Betrayal is huge no no, and then to go and try to side with Jack? How cowardly is that! At least with Vriska, while I can’t like her for her actions and reasoning, at least her end goal is still to fight and beat Jack, not try to serve him. Plus, added into his constant flirting, trying to force people for companionship/red and black relationship, and his constant need to kill and murder things that don’t need to be killed and murdered (the angels), he is just tainted all around. I feel like, looking back, they should have been warning signs for him to turn traitor. God I hate my Troll so much.

Sollux jumped to #2. As sad as what happened between him and Feferi, he was actually genuinely charming, sassy, funny as hell, really cared for Feferi. We don’t see much of him, but when he does come onstage he really does shine.

And honestly? I was debating on switching him with Karkat for 1st. That is how far he jumped. So just keep an eye out for that.

And…well, the biggest question on everyone’s minds is probably Gamzee.

Why is Gamzee not any lower?

Well…it’s because we never saw him interact with anyone in person yet. Was his text type creepy as fuck? Hell yes it was. But he hasn’t really…done anything yet, other than being creepy. It…it is honestly hard to judge him right now, so I decided to stick him into the middle, neutral ground, until I can get a good vibe from him. (though the vibe probably won’t be good actually.)

I was also debating on whether or not to have a separate judging for High!Gamzee and Sober!Gamzee, but in the end I decided it wasn’t fair. The rank should judge the kids based on their current selves/actions with whatever information I had previously learned about them. It was what I did with Aradia, so Gamzee shouldn’t be excepted from it either.

Part 164 End

god, all of that, all of that was so emotionally draining

I don’t think I was ever that sad and scared and angry in any part of homestuck until this moment.

First there was that fucking video. Eridan…why did you have to go and fuck things up? Why?? It wasn’t necessary. You want side with JACK, of ALL people??? How trash are you! This is why you kept killing angels, you were a fucking devil!

Sollux didn’t deserve it, Feferi didn’t deserve it, Kanaya didn’t deserve it. It all happened so fast. Eridan fucking killed the orb too, spite, anger, there was NO reason for that. He just wanted to kill any/all hope there was. Fuck His Inferiority Complex.

Then Gamzee….oh fuck that was just all terrifying to read. I read him talking as him shouting/clamly stating every other line and it was so terrifying to see. I thought he was nice, I thought he was cool. I was fucking reaching when I said that it would take him being the fucking antichrist to be in my bottom 3!!!

He scares me.

A Lot.

Because he sounds like he is about to bring on an apocolypse himself. I don’t know his skill, abilities, but if Karkat is scared shitless then I have no reason not to be. I feel like he is going to tear everyone apart and if he fights Jack I don’t even know what the lesser of two evils.

The worst part is that it sounds like Gamzee does believe in this blood caste crap, even to the point to fanaticalism, even worse than Eridan. I…I get the feeling that Equius might be under his swap becasue that is what Equius visualized/fantasized about a high-blood caste member. And I am not sure how well that is going to go.

Which makes him wanting his “best friend” by him so fucking terrifying. Like….is he toying with Karkat? Does he know about the red blood? Does he really want Karkat to be with him, safe? Or…or is he setting up something…

And I don’t even know about the horn pile!

“Don’t turn your back on the body” What BODY!!!

SCRATCH WHAT BODY!!!!

THERE ARE 3 BODIES ALREADY AND POSSIBLY A FEW MORE CAN YOU BE SPECIFIC?!?!

God all of this is terrifying and none of the others know about this.

Terezi knows about Tavros, but only him, and she blames Vriska about it (which is true)

She doesn’t know about Eridan’s murders.

Eridan doesn’t know about Tavros.

Everyone but Karkat doesn’t know about Gamzee!

When Eridan and Vriska meet: One wanting to join Jack, the other kill him, they are going to tear each other to shred.

And throw Gamzee into that? Oh this will be a nightmare. Maybe something worse than what Jack could be.

I…the only hope I have is that….Jade asked for a password from Kanaya…meaning that they do talk together again right? Kanaya is going to revive and talk to future Jade about the Fade Out right?? I just need Kanaya to revive again. They can’t die now, they can’t die yet. There has to be a way….right?

right?