Part 238

Right, so last we left Alpha-Jegus was telling Jane about her life-ish and backstory. Now we get to see Anti-Jegus fucking around with Dirk and his robot battle decisions.

Part 237

ok, time for Us to bother oUr favorite Alpha-Troll. Hope she is into a conversation right now.

Part 236

I’m BAAAAAAAACK!!!

Dirk is being hunted down by red vines, Roxy&Dirk are being attacked by robots, Jake is still in Dream Death land and Beta kids are still on their trip.

Let’s revisit what Jane is doing, shall we?

Part 235

Right, time to move onto some Cold War spy shit. I wonder how Jack is fairing in his new jail life?

Part 234

Hey, you think I will be able to finish homestuck by part 413? Wouldn’t that be neat?

Well anyway, let’s see how well Jake keeps screwing up with a ghost-girl in his room and a ghost-friend trying to mess with his chances.

Part 233

Alright, Jack is trapped in prison. With only a shit ton of knives and a pumpkin. He has killed 3 guards, more are on their way, and still no key to get out. Better plan fast Jack.

Part 232

So Jake is the Page of Hope. And if the “x using y, does x to y” thing that Alpha-Jegus said, he has potential using hope, and gives potential to hope? Don’t know what the other half could mean, but whatever.

Let’s see if Jake will eventually wake up and not die.

K, Ghost!Dirk, Jedi-Force!Dirk. Starting a Dirk-Collection here in this comic.

Part 231

Righto, still continuing with this past/future conversation. Time to see how Rose opposed the evil fish reign of Queen Ferrari.

Part 230

Well my wifi went out of whack, so I only now managed to get on and actually start blogging. Hurray for technology.

Time to learn about Dirk and Roxy’s “ancestors,” the Alpha-Dave and Rose.

Part 229

K, just wanted to let everyone know. I went back to click on the Vriska Potion, and clicked “yes” for each of the blood potions bought by Gamzee. I didn’t want to buy the potions, then and now, but I will say it was interesting to learn that Jane has no idea what the weed number is. She is a good girl who don’t do weed. *yet)

Well anyway, back to new shenanigans of maybe seeing Jake turn into an evil turtle monster. I hope not, but the possibility is still out there.

Part 228

Happy June 12th everybody! It is a very happy occasion because not only is this a Homestuck Number Day, but it is our very own Karkat’s Birthday! Hurray Hurray!

So in honor of that, I am basically going to do like an extra long Homestuck blog today, yay. Hope you guys are ready for it! Let’s get this started!!!

Part 227

So, I don’t know if there was…actual plot to recap other that 2 boys dicking around, but that was the funniest thing I have ever read. So it was all good.

And if there are links to Troll Romance Novels, please sent them to me, I am insanely curious over what those are.

But anyway, back to the death bubbles.

Part 226

So after long consideration, I am no longer the Rogue of Void. I have no abandoned that title for something better and much more accurate.

Seer of Void.

Because I am able to see things that no one else can see (yet) and also somehow have my vision obscured to the point where I can’t see shit.

Which explains how I was able to make the Kermet Gif WAY before knowing what Lord English even looks like, and still have no idea what the actual dimension order was.

Anyway, let’s continue our vacay on this meteor then.

Part 225

Right, time to finally read/learn about the secret secrets that Rose and Kanaya have discovered about the game. Maybe. Hopefully.

Part 224

Right, we are continuing Karkat’s therapy time with Karkat. This is going to get good. Please, tell me your fears about the bubbles that you and I deeply mistrust.

Part 223

Alright, we are doing this people. Intermission 2! Lets go! Let’s see how the ship journey is going for our good good beta-children.

Part 222

Alright, grab you bad luck trash doll and just get to the roof already. Then maybe I can finally see where you live.

Part 221

Running away from literal Pawns. Homestuck is basically a board game version of Wonderland.

Part 220

dafukdidiwatch:

Lets see how many meowcats it takes to be fuck deep in them

Fuck that’s a lot of cats

Part 219

Ok….so people were kind to remind me that the SN thing stands for Skianet (however that is spelled) which is the company that did make SBURB in the Beta-verse, now made by Crocker in the Alpha-verse. So while this was mentioned, let the record show that it was mentioned in like page 114 or something, so that was over a year ago for me. Just want to make mention.

Now for the good shit. Show off your Captain Planet Powers Dirk.