Troll Rank 2.0

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Shit I can’t believe that it took me this long to realize this, I now have the ability to make a NEW TROLL RANK. New Trolls, New Rank, let’s get this on!

1. Alpha-Jegus

2. Anti-Jegus

3. Meenah

Honorable Mentions:

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Librarian

This really shouldn’t be that surprising. Alpha-Jegus is a fangirl, super sweet, lovely, kind, polite while trying to be firm, knowledgable, and just overall pleasent to talk to. I still am fearing if there are big secrets that she has, but she is overall a gem to read.

Anti-Jegus is in my opinion all of the negative traits of Karkat without any to balance them out. His apathy makes his statements funny, and while I don’t like the idea of him just 100% wanting to kill Alpha-Jegus, I do like how he is also a snark master and also HATES Cal the Bad Juju. He is someone who knows how to handle shit (even if it is historical chat-logs and fantheories), so he is cool. For now.

Meenah scares me. I don’t know what her deal is, but she is terrifying. At least with Anti-Jegus he seems to be well rounded and actually able to express other emotions. Meenah has one default: Murder. Like, I guess she is hunting in the ghost realm because there is nothing better to do, but she needs to dial it down WAY BACK. She actually reminds me a bit (tiny bit) of Vriska, so I will keep some hope up for her, but I doubt it.

Librarian gets an honorable mention. I mean, I could put her on the list, but that would be heavily fueled by my belief of what “Not-Vriska” would act like, which would be unfair to both people. So once I get an actual conversation from her, then she will be on the list.

So those are my thought of the Alpha-Trolls that we know of. Be prepared for more to be added in (hopefully). This new rank will ONLY be for the Alpha-Trolls. I am not going to card-shuffle the Beta-Trolls into this, way too much work. Maybe later, not right now.

Part 227 End

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Righto, I am good for now.

John and Jade are just living the high-ish life. I am glad that they are still having fun together, even with silly games like Ghostbusters MMORPG.

John doesn’t want to focus on love (a valid choice) which makes me think he is maybe aromantic, but he is also 14 so I don’t want to put labels on him. It makes me sad that he doesn’t feel that strong connection with Vriska, but he only knew her for one day. Less even. So it doesn’t surprise me either.

Jade wanting to be together with Davesprite does. And if that makes her happy, I say go for it. A lot can change when trapped together for about 3 years.

I still feel a little bad for calling Davesprite, well, Davesprite, since his name really is Dave. But it is the same thing with Kyle too. While I would personally call them by their actual names if I met with them, I need something to distinguish the characters when typing this.

And John meets Roxy and the Alpha-Troll Meenah. 3 universes come together to meet in this moment. And now I am afraid, because while John is immortal, he could die a hero’s death by trying to save Roxy from the shark. Hell, I also think this is probably how Roxy was floating up past herself, because she was flying away from, whatever Meenah and John were doing.

Seriously, how do you keep missing a floating body. It isn’t even moving fast!