Part 237 End

so THAT conversation took up all session. Man can Jane and AJ talk a lot.

The game isn’t going well for AJ. Warnings of doom and gloom and all of that. Anti-Jegus sounds pleasent to play with. The type of guy who takes games way too seriously.

So AJ has lime blood and AnJ has red blood. Genocide and mutations. So Queen Feferi’s society isn’t all sunshine and rainbows. People still fall through the cracks, and there is still murder. Let’s see the secret of the Lime Green Trolls Hussie!

I am STILL under the theory that they are a split personality over one body. Maybe lime blood powers can merge consciousness into someone else, idk. So this game/competition that they are doing right now is to see who can finally control their body.

Which now that I think about it, is a bitch because they can only fight with their dream bodies in SBURB. And if they try to become god-tier, their both of their consciousness would be merged into one completely and perminently.

Don’t want to think about that for too long.

Their juju magic stuff, I am thinking that it would be the cufflinks right? the 6 and 9 that we saw on her before in front of the computer screen. Which also plays into my ”2 minds one body” theory because merge them together and you get the Cancer symbol. Which also double as chains. So I guess magically powerful chains that fueled Signless’s anger and FUCK heard round the multiverse. 

Wondering how AJ is going to send it over, and hoping for a way to end the demon known as Cal.

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Competition? Rivalry? Rage?

That’s fucking beautiful.

Competition? Rivalry? Rage?

I’m fucking right, I’m fucking right. They share the same body here.

Then why tell her that you are going to send her cool magic shit if it doesn’t actually work yet???

Are your juju’s the 6 and 9 symbols?

Yikes, that’s pretty big what you are doing here. Is it really worth it?

So while there won’t be more than one Cal, if will never go away.

Goddammit he’s fucking creepier than Chucky.

I now demand a Chucky AU with Cal and Dave. Just saying.

Cal is fucking proof of that.

IS IT ANOTHER RABBIT???

DID KARKAT EVEN HAVE A RABBIT?!?!

What the hell would be a troll good luck charm…….is it another fucking rabbit?

GoOoOD MORE PRESENT SHENANIGANS

You know, while I am glad that they are friends, AJ isn’t friends with the other trolls? Hell, has she even met the other trolls, like Meenah and Aranea?

With every rule in place, there is a loophole to exploit.

So, you think when she goes to sleep, Anti-Jegus wakes up and fucks round? I know they can chat to each other, but is it even possible for them to meet in person?

You might as well tell her Alpha-Jegus. She saw Jake on Prospit, she would accept this now.

Probably because you both share the same problems, since you are both the same person.

Aggression. Murder. Violence. Good traits to have in an apocalypse

So, originally I thought that in Ancestor times on Beta-Alternia, Queen Ferrari wiped out all of the red blood trolls leaving Signless as the sole survivor.

But it now sounds like that it was the lime green blood trolls and that Karkat was always a genetic mutation in blood.

It is either that, or Anti-Jegus “won” and in the reset the red-blood trolls were kept while the lime-blood ones were eliminated.

Greaaaaaat. more genocide. Still Genocide on the “peaceful” planet. What, too violent for Queen Feferi’s taste?

Hey, hey didn’t I say before that while Queen Feferi’s utopic government plan for Good Alternia seemed slightly shady? Yeah, I guess that Anti-Jegus has no purpose living since he can’t fit in a category.