Part 231 End

So Jake is not dead and this entire flashback was just a dream.

Alpha-Dirk and Rose fucking kick ass and I absolutely love them to bits, even if they did die.

I get the feeling that Alpha-Rose made God-Cat, but I don’t know how or why. I just to.

God-Cat is able to teleport through time, and that is concerning.

The world that Queen Feferi made was horrible. Rose still had dark occult god powers. Hussie hates Fieri.

Jake is the Page of Hope. Seeing how Tavros was a page too, than means they both had “untapped potential.” And with Hope, it could make Jake the most positive person in the world. But I am also afraid for the other reverse effect if he will like, eat hope or something. I hope not, but that turned off lantern makes me uneasy.

And Finally, a NEW THEORY for Alpha and Anti Jegus. Now I believe that they are one person. It is Karkat’s own ancestor, but they have a split personality. One helpful speaking with capital U’s, one speaking harm with only lowercase u’s. I have no idea how this will work when they start playing the game, but I can’t wait to see how that works. It also helps with there being 12 trolls instead of 13.

Page of Hope? I thought he was Page of Doom. So there might still be hope yet?

Hopefully.

Jake is basically confused and ranting inside his own head. Like honestly, same.

Good, shut down someone’s bullshit before they even start. That’s the ticket.

Jake is just trying to reach out to the physical Dirk, is that so much to ask?

It’s just a dream Jake. Just keep chanting that in your head.

Dream Dirk, Real Dirk, Computer Dirk, Other-Dream Dirk. So many Dirks in this dimension.

ok, ok makes sense. so Jake is just alone by himself and his thoughts, with a terezi tree reaching towards him.

So that isn’t Dirk, it’s….himself? Is Jake talking to himself??

Wait, so….it isn’t anyone dead since they don’t have dream-selves anymore. But people with dream-selves don’t talk to the bubbles either. How is this possible for Dirk to do this (this is Dirk right?)

Dream Corpse Party all the way.

oh, right. He was unconscious. For like, half a second there I thought he did die when he fell off.

Listen, there was a lot of lore you had to drop on us before we get to this point. You can cut Jake come slack. 

You know, it is really hard for me to get back into the moment or Dirk and Jake talking, when all I can think of is that Aranea is acting like Dirk, and Jake was always dead.

Fuck, all this time? Jake was dead?

I mean, I thought he might turn evil or something, but I never thought he would actually be dead.

That’s just so heartbreaking.

Always trust the deja vu. Because in homestuck, that is going to lead to some serious shit.

Don’t worry, dreams can do come true in the strangest of ways.

Well SO MUCH for Alpha-Dave returning. Kill my hopes constantly Hussie.

A sushi-roll of ultimate destruction