BEHOLD! QUEEN FERRARI THE SEA-HITLTER

Part 229 End

Righto, a long as convo that I am going to stop here.

So, Dirk and Roxy actually were from the future….see I thought that the chart Rose did was a mistake, where they were sent TO the future. But no, they were always from the future, living in basically Sea-Hitler’s Trash Rule of bullshit.

She can’t even fucking rule correctly, at least enslave humanity the right way!

This also explains Dirk’s need to try and improve the ironic standings of Dave. It’s like Vriska with Mindfang, it gave him a sense of connection to his “parent.” Though, I am pretty sure that Cal had something to do with Dirk surviving. Like, moving and feeding baby Dirk or something. There is no way Baby Dirk can just, stab something with a sword by age 2.

But Sea-Hitler’s reign of terror on humanity, damn it was awful. Absolutely horrible. She couldn’t even do fucking racism right! But the best part, is the glub-glub monster (I will always forget that kacken’s name) will just keep killing more trolls. Because she is no longer in control, Feferi was. And Feferi was gone, and Sea-Hitler can’t take back control. So suffer knowing you can’t revive your own race!

The more important reason is that you literally can’t, since you will be in a game. But another side reason is, everyone who did is dead.

Well that;s a cheerful thought, isn’t it? Enjoy your life knowing that Jake.

Don’t worry, you’ll be in the game by the time that happens (hopefully)

And that day is the day that Everyone is doomed in the game. So 3 more years.

Yeah, it will take a while. Since out of the 4 of you, Jane is the one most in contact with actual human society.

Roxy is a good girl. Feed those Herbivores.

That answers my pumpkin thoughts. Jake’s pumpkins are saving lives here.

I mean, what else is a lone man on the last remaining apartment in the world going to do? Not like you can ask Sea-Hitler for companionship.

That’s it. That’s the Name! Move over “Queen-Feferi”, you just got a brand new nickname that I am TOTALLY going to break in.

And this is how Jake became the heartthrob of everyone around him. Because he accepts everything anyone says and is one of the only human contact Roxy and Dirk ever had.

Are the pumpkins that Roxy takes like, the only source of food/vegetables that Roxy is able to gather?

At least you know that people exist outside your island Jake.

ok look, I see Rose’s house. So I guess in the hundreds of years of Fish-Queen ruling, she didn’t bother to ransack and destroy the rebel hideouts and thus just….Leaving Their Shit Behind!

Rethink Your Decisions

I guess if it floats, it will float everywhere. But how exactly will the Carapacians serve Queen-Feferi? Can they breathe underwater?

If she took over as the black queen on Derse and Prospit, that doesn’t surprise me.

I refuse to believe that these guys are just chess pieces brought to life. You can take that though from my cold dead hands.

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Ah yes, Chess-board island. Home to all the maybe chess pieces that will never come.

SCRATCH THAT! They did come, alive and kicking.

Ah yes, Chess-board island. Home to all the maybe chess pieces that will never come.