Troll Rank 18

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1. Karkat

2. Sollux (half-dead and chilling in death I guess)

3. Nepeta (RIP)

4. Kanaya (Undead)

5. Vriska (RIP)

6. Feferi  (RIP)

7. Equius (RIP)

8. Terezi

9. Tavros (RIP)

10. Aradia (left behind)

11. Eridan (RIP)

12. Gamzee (clown-controlled??)

HEY GUESS WHAT

TURNS OUT, BEING POSSESSED BY EVIL CLOWN SHIT DROPS YOU PRETTY DAMN FAR IN THE RANKINGS

I WASN’T EVEN GOING TO FUCKING TOUCH THE RANKINGS, THINKING THAT THIS SHIT WAS DONE AND OVER WITH

BUT I GUESS WEARING CODPIECES AND SELLING BODY PARTS CHANGES MY MIND PRETTY QUICKLY SO HERE WE ARE

not sure why it took me this long to figure out that Gamzee is currently creepy as fuck, but Gamzee is currently creepy as fuck.

He is literally selling blood as potions and make frankensprites or his friends dead corpses

Y I K E S

I think that I was so attached to the idea of High!Gamzee that I thought -nay- prayer, hoped beyond hope that he was still in there and will return to us.

But no, that bastard is gone. Gone and replaced with a fucked up clown who thinks murder is a suitable replacement for recreational drug use.

Rest in Peace you high juggalo bastard. You gave me good vibes and chill moods, and I hope you are enjoying some sweet MoThEr FuCkEn Pie in that big Carnival in the sky.

High!Gamzee will be missed.

Sober!Gamzee will be feared.

Troll Rank 2.0: Round 2

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1. Alpha-Jegus

2. Aranea

3. Anti-Jegus

12. Meenah

I am under the assumption that Alpha and Anti-Jegus are both one person, however, because they have different personalities and are treating each other as different people, I will rank them as different people.

Aranea shot up. I mean, there’s only 4 trolls here, but she still shot up. She’s mature, has wisdom up to yin-yang, don’t like how she has/can dissociate herself from everything but that’s forgiven since she is like A Billion years dead. And overall, I like how she really does try to help others heal up, not just physically but mentally, and acknowledges that that is just as important too.

Now, she doesn’t overtake Alpha-Jegus, she is too sweet to be passed by just yet. But Aranea does overtake Anti-Jegus. I do like his snark and aggression, but let’s be real here. He’s a bit too evil for right now. So he takes third.

Mennah is 12 because I am super terrified of her, and trust her just outside however far she can throw her trident.

Part 232 End

Yeah, going to have to break this apart, finish the rest (hopefully) tomorrow.

So Dirk’s heart powers allows him to split his soul into different forms,whether intentional or not. So I guess that it is like Weeping Angels, where even the image of Dirk can create a new Dirk.

Jake on a subconscious level knows about Jane (and yeah, poor Jane), but Jake is too block-headed to acknowledge it. And even Ghost!Dirk acknowledges Dirk’s aggressive romance tactics. Seeing how Jake is like the only human contact Dirk basically ever had, I get if he feels this is his one chance at love. But yeah, I have no idea how Jake is supposed to feel about it (and Jake clearly doesn’t know either)

Also he is able to know what is going on with the dream world and jack, but subconsciously? How does that work? I hope Aranea isn’t too weirded out by him. He is trying his best after all.

Finally, Jack’s back. Trapped in Jail, trying to stab his way out like usual. What a treasure. A murdery entertaining treasure. You might as well stab yourself with all of the trouble you just created..