So I got the Hussie Hustled, Hussie Hoodwinked in terms of this Ranking.
There were Fucking Trespassers in my Goddamn Rank
I was Fooled. Bamboozled. I won’t allow this at all.
There is a reason I called this Troll Rank for crying out loud!
And with those two Cherubs gone, leaving only two actual trolls left, what’s the fucking point!?
So as of this moment, Troll Rank 2.0 has been nuked. Finite. Done! I won’t even touch it until I get some actual trolls!
1. Meenah
2. Anti-Jegus
3. Alpha-Jegus
4. Aranea
So….this is a weird shake-up, isn’t it? Like…..really weird isn’t it? It was actually pretty hard because they were all So Close to each other, but I can’t put them all tied, can I?
Do I still like Meenah’s murder habits? No. But, she is energetic, engaging, I do like her “take control” attitude and confidence to match. As well as the fact that she absolutely adores puns and loves it when her friends pun too. Just that little kid moment, as well as being so out of it in fantasy land when she learned about her Beta-version that she didn’t even acknowledge Jake punching her was pretty funny. So yeah….I really do like her.
And…Anti-Jegus. He’s number two. And it was really hard not to put him to first. I get it. He’s a murderer. He is actively trying to murder AJ. And has successfully done so with her dream-self.
BUT
I still like him. I like his craftiness, the Trickster attitude he has, that underlining edge of danger he possess. I like his dumb childish nature of the fluff-porn. As dumb as that way, it was also fucking adorable. I like how he speaks his minds, 100% for magic, persistent.
Again, I am not ignorant on him not being a murderer, or even that he might “change his ways” on this. He is different from Gamzee because I feel like the current Gamzee we have seen has no soul nor emotions. And he is different that Scratch because Scratch was a condescending asshole that has perpetual smugness up his ass. At least, out of those two, AnJ can vary in other emotions.
This isn’t to say that I hate AJ or Aranea either. I love how AJ has a cocky winning side to her when playing their games like chess, and how she got frustrated with AnJ’s trick. I love how Aranea will put her foot down for/against her friend, how she gets angry over improper story telling. The are good characters, just that the other two really came out on top.
1. Alpha-Jegus
2. Aranea
3. Anti-Jegus
12. Meenah
I am under the assumption that Alpha and Anti-Jegus are both one person, however, because they have different personalities and are treating each other as different people, I will rank them as different people.
Aranea shot up. I mean, there’s only 4 trolls here, but she still shot up. She’s mature, has wisdom up to yin-yang, don’t like how she has/can dissociate herself from everything but that’s forgiven since she is like A Billion years dead. And overall, I like how she really does try to help others heal up, not just physically but mentally, and acknowledges that that is just as important too.
Now, she doesn’t overtake Alpha-Jegus, she is too sweet to be passed by just yet. But Aranea does overtake Anti-Jegus. I do like his snark and aggression, but let’s be real here. He’s a bit too evil for right now. So he takes third.
Mennah is 12 because I am super terrified of her, and trust her just outside however far she can throw her trident.
Shit I can’t believe that it took me this long to realize this, I now have the ability to make a NEW TROLL RANK. New Trolls, New Rank, let’s get this on!
1. Alpha-Jegus
2. Anti-Jegus
3. Meenah
Honorable Mentions:
Librarian
This really shouldn’t be that surprising. Alpha-Jegus is a fangirl, super sweet, lovely, kind, polite while trying to be firm, knowledgable, and just overall pleasent to talk to. I still am fearing if there are big secrets that she has, but she is overall a gem to read.
Anti-Jegus is in my opinion all of the negative traits of Karkat without any to balance them out. His apathy makes his statements funny, and while I don’t like the idea of him just 100% wanting to kill Alpha-Jegus, I do like how he is also a snark master and also HATES Cal the Bad Juju. He is someone who knows how to handle shit (even if it is historical chat-logs and fantheories), so he is cool. For now.
Meenah scares me. I don’t know what her deal is, but she is terrifying. At least with Anti-Jegus he seems to be well rounded and actually able to express other emotions. Meenah has one default: Murder. Like, I guess she is hunting in the ghost realm because there is nothing better to do, but she needs to dial it down WAY BACK. She actually reminds me a bit (tiny bit) of Vriska, so I will keep some hope up for her, but I doubt it.
Librarian gets an honorable mention. I mean, I could put her on the list, but that would be heavily fueled by my belief of what “Not-Vriska” would act like, which would be unfair to both people. So once I get an actual conversation from her, then she will be on the list.
So those are my thought of the Alpha-Trolls that we know of. Be prepared for more to be added in (hopefully). This new rank will ONLY be for the Alpha-Trolls. I am not going to card-shuffle the Beta-Trolls into this, way too much work. Maybe later, not right now.