The window or teleporter?

Ever thought of cutting the bars? Stab the building and not other people?

It will get the attention of the other guards that see him, that’s for sure.

oh wow who would have thought that the murdery guy still murders.

that sounds like a bad idea to tell the guard that you have Knives, but that won’t be a problem since you are going to kill him.

The crime he is talking about is hiding his dog-calendar turned porn, not the actually crime he committed.

Yes, dog knife. Used by dogs, for dogs, on dogs.

Of course, you have a shit ton of knives, time to add one more to your collection.

Jack, take this idea, and bury it deep within whatever atom you have as a heart.

Because this means that Jack is really into furries making PM his fucking dream-girl.

Can’t let anyone know you have a soft-spot for dogs.

Did Droll also give you pron too?

Don’t you have to worry about the guard walking by and seeing your knife stash?

I’d have to agree. It’s basically like murdery christmas.

Well….at least he did try his best.

Piss off Jack, at least you like knives. And you have a whole knife arsenal know. So time to cut the jail bars, which would take about 10 years or so.

Well, Droll certainly knows exactly what Jack wants. How the hell did he fit all those knives inside?

The dumbest thing imaginable!

If it’s a bomb, please blow up in his face.

If not, please be pretty stupid.

Knives are the one thing that gives Jack’s life meaning.

Find. Go ahead. Make your trash lantern. Jack’s Lantern.