Troll Rank 18

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1. Karkat

2. Sollux (half-dead and chilling in death I guess)

3. Nepeta (RIP)

4. Kanaya (Undead)

5. Vriska (RIP)

6. Feferi  (RIP)

7. Equius (RIP)

8. Terezi

9. Tavros (RIP)

10. Aradia (left behind)

11. Eridan (RIP)

12. Gamzee (clown-controlled??)

HEY GUESS WHAT

TURNS OUT, BEING POSSESSED BY EVIL CLOWN SHIT DROPS YOU PRETTY DAMN FAR IN THE RANKINGS

I WASN’T EVEN GOING TO FUCKING TOUCH THE RANKINGS, THINKING THAT THIS SHIT WAS DONE AND OVER WITH

BUT I GUESS WEARING CODPIECES AND SELLING BODY PARTS CHANGES MY MIND PRETTY QUICKLY SO HERE WE ARE

not sure why it took me this long to figure out that Gamzee is currently creepy as fuck, but Gamzee is currently creepy as fuck.

He is literally selling blood as potions and make frankensprites or his friends dead corpses

Y I K E S

I think that I was so attached to the idea of High!Gamzee that I thought -nay- prayer, hoped beyond hope that he was still in there and will return to us.

But no, that bastard is gone. Gone and replaced with a fucked up clown who thinks murder is a suitable replacement for recreational drug use.

Rest in Peace you high juggalo bastard. You gave me good vibes and chill moods, and I hope you are enjoying some sweet MoThEr FuCkEn Pie in that big Carnival in the sky.

High!Gamzee will be missed.

Sober!Gamzee will be feared.