Morrison, I already get a lot of time travel nonsense from Homestuck. I don’t need any more.
See, when a character is cut off like that, it means either she is just going to tell him to get out, or Stephen is going to yell about the dog.
I mean….I was thinking the same thing too. This is like one of the best usage for psychic readings: finding lost owners.
That’s the business of the psychic lady that was in Pee Wee’s Big Adventure.
And you’re a psychic. You’re Ron Weasley. Because you know about conspiracy theories you are about to more easily believe the truth of ghosts and monsters and just see through this bullshit.
If you added vampire teeth to your image, you aren’t being subtle are you?
And I can’t read the sign, but I think it says “there’s nothing murderous bout THESE deals!!”
Stephen, that is a good plan, that should work, if Cody’s dad’s mascot wasn’t fucking weird. How does that not drive business away??
It’s fucking canon know, I hope you guys know this
Look at Him! Look at my Boy! He is so happy right now, I am so proud.
Fucking Hell Comic, you are not going to make me ship a man and a gorilla together….
who am I kidding, I’m totally going to start shipping the man and the gorilla together
I love how confuse he is, like he is trying to understand how spite actually works.
Paranatural 34
<red like the main narrator from Stand By Me>
Previously on
While me and my friends were in school plying one of the most deadliest games of hitball in probably the history of the world, Stephen was off in the world.
He missed that day; got suspended for trying to break us out of detention with the principal’s car.
Stephen always had the crazy ideas. He would always be down for any stunts Johnny would come up with, and push them further to the extreme. Part of it might be due to all of the conspiracy theories that he believes in. But I think that that is where his charm comes from, his willingness to believe.
While suspended, Stephen went off exploring the town, as we were wont to do back then. Eventually, he found his way under a bridge, where he ran into a teenage gang from Mayview Academy picking on a dog. Feeling righteous anger, Stephen had taken onto himself to defend the dog.
Defeating his opponent, as well as catching the interest of the gang leader, Stephen grabbed the dog and ran for safety. Now his goal, while away from any noticeable danger, is to return the dog to its owner for a possible reward.
Part 237 End
so THAT conversation took up all session. Man can Jane and AJ talk a lot.
The game isn’t going well for AJ. Warnings of doom and gloom and all of that. Anti-Jegus sounds pleasent to play with. The type of guy who takes games way too seriously.
So AJ has lime blood and AnJ has red blood. Genocide and mutations. So Queen Feferi’s society isn’t all sunshine and rainbows. People still fall through the cracks, and there is still murder. Let’s see the secret of the Lime Green Trolls Hussie!
I am STILL under the theory that they are a split personality over one body. Maybe lime blood powers can merge consciousness into someone else, idk. So this game/competition that they are doing right now is to see who can finally control their body.
Which now that I think about it, is a bitch because they can only fight with their dream bodies in SBURB. And if they try to become god-tier, their both of their consciousness would be merged into one completely and perminently.
Don’t want to think about that for too long.
Their juju magic stuff, I am thinking that it would be the cufflinks right? the 6 and 9 that we saw on her before in front of the computer screen. Which also plays into my ”2 minds one body” theory because merge them together and you get the Cancer symbol. Which also double as chains. So I guess magically powerful chains that fueled Signless’s anger and FUCK heard round the multiverse.
Wondering how AJ is going to send it over, and hoping for a way to end the demon known as Cal.
Competition? Rivalry? Rage?
I’m fucking right, I’m fucking right. They share the same body here.
Then why tell her that you are going to send her cool magic shit if it doesn’t actually work yet???
Are your juju’s the 6 and 9 symbols?
Yikes, that’s pretty big what you are doing here. Is it really worth it?
So while there won’t be more than one Cal, if will never go away.
Goddammit he’s fucking creepier than Chucky.
I now demand a Chucky AU with Cal and Dave. Just saying.
Cal is fucking proof of that.