Hey….I just discovered that alt-text existed and it just twisted the knife deeper

They probably did too. The weirdos.

Yeah, with a side of BBQ Sauce.

I agree. We need to do this people.

Fear the Power of my POINTY HEART!

I would like to fully support the idea that mascot characters aren’t human.

Ok, but consider, do I really want that?

Did I tell you I was once in a church jesus psychic reading because of my cousin? I can affirm the alt-text is right.

Children here are more sensitive to it than others.

Morrison, I already get a lot of time travel nonsense from Homestuck. I don’t need any more.

It’s fucking canon know, I hope you guys know this

Oh hey look, alt-text. It has been a while, hasn’t it?