Yeah, mood. To both of them

Oh, well. I guess that’s one way to feed

Fuck off Timmy. This is his first day dealing with shit. I’d say Max is handling this rather well

I love how Max just accepts his fate by lying down and waiting for the inevitable

That is the best way to describe him

Sure PJ, if Max was also a giant frog spectre, it would be just like him

Yikes on bikes it made itself a girlfriend

Many things.

That chin ^

The fact that he calls it braining

The fact that he wants a justifiable excuse to beat it up…other than it is an intruder

When will my reflection shooooooow

You know, those are pretty good observation skills Max has. I hope he is actually right and it isn’t a Big Bad fake out

Paranatural 6

< Read as Griffin Mcelroy >

Previously On

The Activities Club managed to corner a Bat Spirit causing havoc on the school’s ghosts. Unfortunately they chase it right where Max bust out of the closet with his bat. Being attacked by the spirit, strange black tendrils came out of the bat as he defeated the first bat. Spender tells Max about their secret, the Paranatural Activities Club, and explains the psychic dealings and their powers. Max, being intreguied but weirded out, heads home with his bat in tow, having a long day.

Now Max met his ghostly neighbors in the middle of the night, PJ and Lefty, and they have spotted a huge spirit inside the store.

What Will become of our tiny heroes? I’m not sure if they have a ghost of a chance! Get it? It’s PARANATURAL!

Oh! That is such a good question! Why must you guys ask such hard questions here. God this is going to be tough, because it isn’t just getting higher. It is getting so high that they become the best. Oh man, that will be hard.

Nepeta:   The reason why Nepeta was so low on the list was because, we haven’t seen too much with her. So I don’t know that much about her. And the information that I do know, she is a kind and playful girl with a wonder attitude. Unfortunately that wasn’t enough compared to others who got my attention faster.

If Nepeta wants to burst in the top spots, she needs more time to shine. I don’t really know she as much as a person than the others. Second, I feel like with her cat attitude, if she manages to keep her playful nature while managing to save herself and her friends, even in the face of pure adversity, that should pull her up.

Aradia:    I liked her at first, but her apathy for the situation, her “it was always meant to be” shtick, took her down way way far. She needs to show emotion if there is any chance for her to go higher. I need something to connect to here. I liked her a lot pre-death. Where she had opinions and was defensive of Tavros. I need more of that. Maybe her dedication to go against the gods that force her in this role, a way to prove her own individuality and reclaim herself, even a spall portion of it, would be something.

Hell, as much as I hate her and Equius being together, her actually feeling rage and lust shows me that she is now much better in that tin can of a body that Equius built. So with the way things are going, she might have a chance here.

Equius:       God do I really have to? Ugh, fine. For Equius to be in the TOP 3, he first needs to be a decent ass person. Stopping all of this high-key creeping, nazi fanboy behavior. That is just to get him to neutral territory.

To be higher…he needs to be decent to Aradia. If they are going to be together (fucking hell but I’ll live) then he needs to be the best damn MateSprite and Kisememis that he can fucking be. Actually care for her, fucking ask to roleplay with his kink.

Narratively, god. Build an army of Robots. Rally the troops to take down the bad guy. Literally take a bullet for someone you love, or bonus points for someone you hate. Given his military leanings, I doubt that he will completely give up his dedication for his blood order. But if he can turn that loyalty as a way of protecting Eridan and Feferi, even at risk of his own self, then he will gain my respect in that. All the more if when he does decide that the caste system is stupid.

Whoever thought it was a good idea to leave a planet full of children alone is a horrible person.

Sex Ed: Don’t forget to Fuck Timmy, or the Reaper will kill you!

I will probably be reading it waaay later, once given Screener permision for it (probably around Act 3). But why is it the things I love are so intertwine. Paranatural being with Homestuck being with Undertale. Hamilton with Mcelroy with Jimmy Buffet. I feel like I am discovering Pepe Silvia here

So thank you guys for really taking the time to fully explain the quadrant with me like this, because it clears up SO MUCH and it’s nice to see how dedicated you guys all are. Thank you for using the term asexual and soulmates here. Because of that, I got it instantly.

So HEARTS = Lovers

DIAMONDS = family OR Soulmates (the balance thing)

SPADES = Hate Fucking/that one guy that sleeps with a picture of his enemy every night

CLUBS = polyamorous dating where they try not to kill each other.

I’ve talk to my Screener about this. It’s been decided that if I do read these comics, it would be sometime in the middle of Act 6, so that was I would understand some concepts/characters beforehand. Just to avoid minor spoilers

See, none of us will really know what Johnny was doing at the water fountain but Johnny himself. And that mystery is what makes the scene great

They are actually tied. Again. For some reason, no matter how much information I hear, they are always equal to each other

I have never noticed that, now I want to see fanart of all the trolls in their respective superhero costumes.

God, the game is stuck in its own forever loop, which will never ever end until the heat death of the universe. And even then it will probably just go back in time and continue playing