Yeah a bit of a late blog this time. A whole 12 hours later than when I would usually blog. To be fair, I was out of town to some Tulip Festival that was alright and didn’t have access to a computer. I am not like Jade or her alternate-family, so I don’t carry around at least 5 computers like a sensible person.
So let’s see Jane try to talk to Jake about her dream again, and distact him from his robot mission.
Still don’t like her headband of evil
Well, we have come to thing. Now we get to (hopefully) see the new children. The mysterious Louise Lalonde and Kyle Strider. I would like to meet them. But I also won’t be surprised if Hussie decided to jump in again and do something.
I just realized something.
If Jade was raised by the “Batterwitch” before running away and trying to start up her own company before ending in failure, that means that in context of what the kids grew up with, Jane and Jake are distantly related.
I mean, I know they are related because of ecto-biology nonsense, but they grew up thinking they were cousins.
Well, time to look though the rest of the house. Loot the place! I want to see Jade’s decor.
Well, finally, we may get some hints as to who are mysterious Kyle is like.
Well, with Paranatural done and caught up, time to revisit some old series and test out new ones. Whatever floats my boat.
So I picked this to continue because it is pretty short (in comparison to the other series) by having less than 100 pages. I can try to get this knocked out pretty quick.
Also, you would not believe how many posts were flagged for this series. I am pretty sure that there was like 15-20 flagged posts here that I had to appeal. Hopefully they will get appealed.
Well, last we left, our main character turned into a female walking talking rat and forcefully became an ambassador. Let’s see where he now goes from here.
Getting so close to 200. I can almost taste it y’all
Now let’s see if Jake can put the bunny back into the box
<read as a diary entry>
Dear
Yesterday was a long day.
Isabel finally beat Hijack out of Spender. Hijack thought he was going to die, and I did too, but Isabel was nice. She let him go. I thought it was sweet of her, but it turns out it didn’t matter anyway.
That creepy guy hanging out in the hallway? Turns out he was a vampire and was going to kill Hijack. But then Cody turned up and convinced him not to, only for Cody to kill him anyway! And get this, That Vampire Guy is Cody’s dad, so Cody is half vampire, AND he is also the mysterious Student Council President. I never suspected him.
Zarei tried to find Hijack, but didn’t get there in time. I guess she has a horrible past with the Vice Principal though. I get it, she can be such a witch sometimes!!
Isabel, Max, Isaac, and Ed managed to sort out their differences. Isaac now knows the secret ghost information, and they are planning on working together as a team.I’m glad.
Things are looking brighter.
Alright, time for some sneaky sneak to grab that package!
Alright, Betty Crocker has switched and taken over ish. Let’s see if there were any changes to her books.
God I am getting pretty close to 200 sessions here. That is a lot people.
Let’s flip that switch, and have Betty Crocker do something.
So I just learned that the Fandom does call the old and new dimensions “Alpha/Beta”. It makes me happy that my thoughts were an agreed on thing for Homestuck Fans.
Time to see what these rabbits have in store for us.
<read as a fairy tale>
Once Upon a Time In
There lived a young boy (like, stupidly young boy), who always dreamed of being a hero just like his mother.
After learning about the misfortune of his older brother, he set of exploring to find out who was the culprit, leading him to impersonate his mother’s former friend.
However, the guardian of the friend was displeased, and showed the terrible secret the friend was keeping inside him, stating that the end of this fairy tale will be one in tragedy, regardless of what the friend tries.
The boy disagreed. While he has caused nothing but trouble since entering this quest, he believes that there will still be a happy ending. If the friend won’t be able to make it, then his students will.
The boy and the guardian decided to become partners, but the students discovered the boy, and knows that he is not the friend who they care for.
Though the boy tried to run, he soon becomes outnumbered. But the boy realizes that this is the perfect opportunity to show the guardian that the students were able and willing to work together to beat the odds. The boy cast himself into the villain role and fought the students, all while encouraging them to fight back and win.
As they prepare to land the final blow, the guardian gave the boy one last chance to flee. However, the boy resigns to his fate, to prove that there is still hope in them yet.
Alright time to continue on how Scratch took Ancestor Aradia in his creepy pedo parlor.
And for people who were unsure: yes I know there are 2 groups of Trolls. One group grew up in the modern times (our trolls) and the other grew up in the past (with exception of this Aradia). I use “Ancestor Troll” and “Other Troll” interchangeably, because the ancestor trolls are the other set of trolls. Also, I am not bothered to remember all form of nicknames, so I make up my own.
And I haven’t seen what their lives were pre-reset, so they have no nicknames for that yet. It would probably be something like previous-troll, or alternate-troll, or something along the lines. Again, have not met that version, so they have no nickname.
With that out of the way, let’s continue listening to this story, and hoping that Hussie will broom the shit out of Scratch.
<Read as a meme>
Previously on
I arrived at the Paranatural Recap
Spender: Hijacked
Hijack: Tattled
Ed & Isabel: Friend
PJ: Helped
Isaac: Betrayed
Zarei: Regrets
Garica: Gay
I forcibly continue to read Paranatural
This looks so important that this session gets its own title.
Time to see what the obviously signed Signless has to offer
Alright, so I have 2 stories left on this page.
Let’s tackle the living space frog in the ultimate lotus pond.
ok, I am back. Welcome to Scratch’s ugly parlor of trash, I hope everyone can have a good time.
Now counting the stories, I have 5. 5 stories to do. I am typing this, so I can remember to do all fucking 5 of them without forgetting and missing one.
Let’s see how our Future Mayor loves Earth
Well, time for our last story before FINALLY leaving this evil place.
Let’s see how Karkat and Jade are doing….or well Did do. Depending on the time-frame.
<Read as karkat>
cg: ALRIGHT YOU FUCKING GRUBS
cg: I’M BEING CURRENTLY FORCED FOR SOME UNGODLY REASON TO TALK TO YOU TURDS ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED BACK THEN, EVEN THOUGH YOU CAN JUST GO FUCKING BACK AND READ IT YOURSELVES
cg: I GUESS YOU LOST YOUR EYES AND CAN’T LICK THE SCREEN LIKE TEREZI CAN
cg: SO PREVIOUSLY ON PARANTAURAL
cg: I HAVE NO IDEA WHY THE FUCKING LOGO IS RIGHT THERE SO FUCK YOU I GET TO SAY TITLE
cg: ANY WAY, THE LAME SHIT STARTS OUT WITH THE RED AND GLASSES MOIRAILS TALKING ABOUT FEELINGS AND THEN START BEING ACTUALLY FUCKING DECENT AND BEGIN TO FUCKING KILL AN ADULT TRASH HUMANS
cg: ACTUALLY, ALL OF THE HUMANS IN FOCUS START TO GET INTO A FIGHT, WHICH IS ABOUT FREAKING TIME THAT THEY ACTUALLY SHOW OFF SOME BACKBONE.
cg: BUT THEN THEY DON’T EVEN FUCKING FINISH THEM OFF
cg: THE TRIO OF DIPSHITS MANAGED TO CAPTURE THEIR TARGET, BUT ALL THEY GET ARE SHITTY STARS? WHAT FUCKING CONSOLATION PRIZE IS THAT?!
cg: THEN THE ORANGE DOUCHE OF BREATH DOES WIND ATTACKS BUT CAN’T SEEM TO FUCKING ATTACK FOR SHIT
cg: AND HIS LUSUS IS INSIDE OF HIM SO WHILE BADASS IT IS BASICALLY SHIT LETTING HIS HUMAN GET CAPTURED BY A TREE HOW LAME IS THAT
cg: SO HE’S FUCKING DEAD
cg: THE GIRL AND HER ADULT HUMAN LUSUS ACTUALLY FUCKING WORKED TOGETHER TO LEAVE THE ROOM
cg: BUT THAT’S ALL THEY DID
cg: WHAT KIND OF FUCKING LIFE OR DEATH STRUGGLE DO THEY HAVE TO JUST LEAVE THE ROOM? ARE THEIR MORTAL ENEMIES DOORS?? WATCH OUT FOR THE SPLINTER, IT CAN KILL US ALL!
cg: THEN THE ONLY DECENT HUMAN THAT I CAN SOMEWHAT RELATE TO ON THE LEVEL OF DISLIKING THE REST OF THIS BULLSHIT EXCUSE OF A HIVE IS FIGHTING A LUSUS WITH HIS OWN LUSUS AND THOROUGHLY EXPOSING THE STUPIDITY THAT CURRENTLY INHABITS THE BRAIN OF THEIR OFFICER
cg: THE SWEATY ONE THAT LOOKS LIKE THE HUMAN VERSION OF EQUIUS
cg: I NEVER THOUGHT HE COULD BE LAMER THAN WHAT HE ALREADY WAS BUT IT LOOKS LIKE THIS PLACE HAS PROVEN ME WRONG
cg: THAT’S ABOUT IT SO FUCK OFF
Elan got captured by bandits and Xykon is getting new recruits. Let’s see where we go from here.