Part 193 End

Going to end it here.

Louise….is so different than what I expected. Drunk at 15, still has passive battles with Alpha-Rose. Very loose compared to Rose, with her spelling and what not. Still a genius (obviously) with coding. I know that Jane said “jeez-louise” as a saying, and I am still holding out for Betty, or Vicky to be her name, I am going to call her Louise for now.

The Batterwitch making an appearance as an urban legend. And Jane living a life exactly like Feferi is so similar it is scary. The mind control headband (that is 100% troll made I firmly believe that), assassination attempts. And why the fuck do you live in this house if you are rich as hell?

Also, I believe that the Batterwitch is a Troll or ancient life or something, and that she is planning something like how Louise suggested. I would like to think that the Beta-Kids set it up to make sure Jane and Louise gets a game copy, but I don’t know.

Also that Arm now shows up in another dimension?? What is this, more time traveling kid nonsense? Is this how Jake was able to have penpals with Jade, just pass the gift to the arm and they will make it appear in front of Jade like some lame middle man?

Whatever it is, I know it has something to do with time travel shenanigans.

You go girl, go get that game.

And thus someone points the biggest plot hole in all of homestuck: Mail doesn’t work like that.

And let their be much rejoicing!

How does it feel like to deal with drunk people Louise? Not very fun now is it?

And so it begins

Finally! Pick up that flappy thing!!!

Got to love yee olde timey swears

Well, if someone did tell you that, did you tell them “shucks, buster?”

I want to see how Rose would handle meeting basically a drunk mini version of her mom.

I mean, lame but I get it.

I mean, this is what happened with Scratch. Every bit of it. So it doesn’t surprise me.

Damn, this is Queen Feferi all over again. Maybe the “batterwitch” wants you to die, but the Beta-world kids wants you to play?

I mean…yes but why would the bakingwitch even care about them getting the game?

Also, how the fuck is the Alpha-world even here is the Alpha-Trolls didn’t even win the game to make their Alpha-Earth??

Rose super wanted to play, Louise super does not want to play. So many differences.

This is like the dumb way that Dave would talk like, at least that is what it sounds like. So much for hacking the files giving you some sort of challenge.

it is weird that she has to explain her jokes to Jane, when John/Rose/Dave were able to pick up on their jokes pretty fast.

Oh fuck Louise really is the Beta-Rose Mastermind of the Alpha World. She probably could control the world if she wasn’t drunk all the time.

That was Sober!Louise. Drunk!Louise has different plans.

Listen to your drunk friend. Her drunkness can cut through all of the bullshit.