Well that was fun. The joys of fucking up a rescue mission. And I know/like Haley and Elan together, but Elan is just way too puppy like for Roy, so I also sort of ship them together to.
Order of the Stick Theory #13: The meet a mafia man named Stick and he game them orders to fulfill their first quest.
I mean, defeat the leader take control right? Good thinking
Too bad it fucking Sucks
Way to fuck it up Haley
That is literally the special skill of the bards line of work, to seduce everyone and everything. You should be proud
Haley was about to say “My Man” but holy shit, don’t piss off the sorceress!
He was obviously having sex Haley
While it is interesting that the arguing pairs are in a pattern, Elan’s first question is to ask where Roy is. …damn I think I want to lowkey ship them now…
Well….at least Elan was having a good time
it stands for Regret
eh, she might have killed the pony with her magic and teen angst. It was for the best.
Good for her. Way to take command
Yeah fantasy lawyers are a bitch and a half
Like Belkar can count that high, but point taken
And the bullshit works! (mostly)
When the party joins in to help with the bullshit
This is what Rogues do. When captured, they bullshit their way out of it
oh right, the girl knows her economy
Kill Belkar first, he deserves it
Belkar is saying he just wants somebody to dom him.
Belkar is one of my favorite character in this series, have I mentioned that?
I don’t think your shouting is helping your being sneaky here either Haley