Paranatural 30

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<Read as karkat>

cg: ALRIGHT YOU FUCKING GRUBS

cg: I’M BEING CURRENTLY FORCED FOR SOME UNGODLY REASON TO TALK TO YOU TURDS ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED BACK THEN, EVEN THOUGH YOU CAN JUST GO FUCKING BACK AND READ IT YOURSELVES

cg: I GUESS YOU LOST YOUR EYES AND CAN’T LICK THE SCREEN LIKE TEREZI CAN

cg: SO PREVIOUSLY ON PARANTAURAL

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cg: I HAVE NO IDEA WHY THE FUCKING LOGO IS RIGHT THERE SO FUCK YOU I GET TO SAY TITLE

cg: ANY WAY, THE LAME SHIT STARTS OUT WITH THE RED AND GLASSES MOIRAILS TALKING ABOUT FEELINGS AND THEN START BEING ACTUALLY FUCKING DECENT AND BEGIN TO FUCKING KILL AN ADULT TRASH HUMANS

cg: ACTUALLY, ALL OF THE HUMANS IN FOCUS START TO GET INTO A FIGHT, WHICH IS ABOUT FREAKING TIME THAT THEY ACTUALLY SHOW OFF SOME BACKBONE.

cg: BUT THEN THEY DON’T EVEN FUCKING FINISH THEM OFF

cg: THE TRIO OF DIPSHITS MANAGED TO CAPTURE THEIR TARGET, BUT ALL THEY GET ARE SHITTY STARS? WHAT FUCKING CONSOLATION PRIZE IS THAT?!

cg: THEN THE ORANGE DOUCHE OF BREATH DOES WIND ATTACKS BUT CAN’T SEEM TO FUCKING ATTACK FOR SHIT

cg: AND HIS LUSUS IS INSIDE OF HIM SO WHILE BADASS IT IS BASICALLY SHIT LETTING HIS HUMAN GET CAPTURED BY A TREE HOW LAME IS THAT

cg: SO HE’S FUCKING DEAD

cg: THE GIRL AND HER ADULT HUMAN LUSUS ACTUALLY FUCKING WORKED TOGETHER TO LEAVE THE ROOM 

cg: BUT THAT’S ALL THEY DID

cg: WHAT KIND OF FUCKING LIFE OR DEATH STRUGGLE DO THEY HAVE TO JUST LEAVE THE ROOM? ARE THEIR MORTAL ENEMIES DOORS?? WATCH OUT FOR THE SPLINTER, IT CAN KILL US ALL!

cg: THEN THE ONLY DECENT HUMAN THAT I CAN SOMEWHAT RELATE TO ON THE LEVEL OF DISLIKING THE REST OF THIS BULLSHIT EXCUSE OF A HIVE IS FIGHTING A LUSUS WITH HIS OWN LUSUS AND THOROUGHLY EXPOSING THE STUPIDITY THAT CURRENTLY INHABITS THE BRAIN OF THEIR OFFICER

cg: THE SWEATY ONE THAT LOOKS LIKE THE HUMAN VERSION OF EQUIUS

cg: I NEVER THOUGHT HE COULD BE LAMER THAN WHAT HE ALREADY WAS BUT IT LOOKS LIKE THIS PLACE HAS PROVEN ME WRONG

cg: THAT’S ABOUT IT SO FUCK OFF

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I fucking know, that’s I’m the best

Like no troll ever was

To be a badass is my Quest

To be leader is my Cause!

I have traveled around the land

Searching through space and time

Find the Humans and make them pay

For vengeance shall be mine!

(Karkatmon, gotta troll them all) It’s you and you

Those douches bags are fucking screwed

(Karkatmon) Oh prepare for the end

with us trolling all your friends

(Karkatmon, gotta troll them all) So crass

you blood fucking pain in the ass

I hate you and my hate shall last

(KARKATMON)

God I hate you

Fucking hate you ALL

(KARKATMON)

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Oh man, this was a hard one to figure out. Like, what to pick? There are just so many! I had to basically reread the entire comic for all of the Johnny parts to make my decisions. It was a struggle to narrow it down to 5, but narrow it down I did.

In chronological order: My Top 5 Johnny Moments

1) Johnny’s Philosophy

So this was after Johnny’s first fight with Max at school, and was genuinely impressed with  Max’s courage to fight (even if Max did lose) so it turns out that Johnny can be a pretty cool guy. He is actually talking to Max, asking where he got the skills, like just a casual friend.

But what I like this moment because it really establishes the idology of Johnny. It reminds me a lot like Luffy from One Piece. There is no need to get caught up in the details, Johnny just cuts to the chase and finds the simplest answer there is. Sure, tosome people it might seem harder to bust through walls than to walk the path, but to Johnny it is easier to make your own shortcut than get thrown off course.

2) Meeting with Isaac and Max

Like, there was no reason for him to do this. He just does it because he feels like fighting and he wanted to fight. But instead of fighting immediately, he first follows Ollie’s advice to talk first then fight. So he did talk and explained that he was still feeling an adrenaline rush from fighting some other kids, and after he talked, he got approval to keep on fighting.

3) Friendship Values

I still can’t get over this scene. Like, we have seen before how close Johnny is with his friend, but this was like the first time we see how deeply he respected them. Not for the first and not for the last, but he would never use his friends as anything less than what they are, and he would always be there for them too.

4)

First, he’s doing arts n’ crafts in the middle of class

Second, he’s doing serious discussion about conspiracies while doing arts n’ crafts

Third, this means they brought their own supplies to prepare for arts n’ crafts

This is just adorable

5) Dodgeball Warrior

So the entire Dodgeball game was just nuts to watch, but this was like my favorite part from it.

Isabel found a way to end the game without anyone getting hurt, but Johnny refuses to back down.

He knows that Hijack is gunning for him and his friends, but instead of being “out” of Hijack’s line of fire he stands his ground. Johnny is not backing down. If he did, then what was the point of everything that his team and friends went through if he just quit now. This is another moment that reminds me of Luffy, where Johnny just has the determination to keep fighting.

And now, some random Johnny faces that I like: