Paranatural 29

<Read as Cecil Palmer>

Wait until the dust has settled. If you walk out too early, you could attract its attention.

Welcome to

( A Ballad of Fiedler and Mundt plays)

Monday: Mayview Middle School implements a total dictatorship through the Student Council, where all shall attend their bake sales and band concerts or face a terrible and grusome end.

Tuesday: A young fledgling rebellion continues to sparks as children take up their stars and geometry to plan the downfall of a mysterious tyrannical ruler.

Wednesday: Two children converse with each other. They talk of things that only children could talk of, thinks the adults, not realizing that they to could think about such things.

“I know who you are” says the girl.

“No you don’t” replies the boy, who is not as the girl thinks he is.

“You are like me” continues the girl.

“Not entirely,” states the boy, unaware that on some level he is like her and of the things she says. Or he is aware and chooses to ignore it. Or he is aware and chooses to act on it. After all, there are only those three options to choose from.

Thursday: You find a friend! Well, more of a pet than a friend. And more dead than alive. But that’s ok, because if it is dead then the chances of it leaving becomes that much smaller. And hey, it knows dance moves. That’s something right? Right??

Friday: The school board is starting their bake sale for the Rehabilitated Rats program. Rats who have given up on life, but after lots of therapy and art lessons have now taken to life anew. The director states that if they managed to raise $1000, the rats will complete a 7ft tall match stick statue of William Debou. So go support a good cause Mayview, and save a lemon square for me.

This has been the community calendar.