Paranatural 27

<Wait what do you mean I have to this intro? I don’t even know the series! And the last time I tried to take another shows intro I was sent in the hospital for 4 broken limbs. It wasn’t, it wasn’t pleasant let me tell you. Well, fine, whatever. So long as I get paid, or a decent magazine subscription to Evil Lair Monthly. I may not be evil anymore, but they have some nice interior designers at work.

Wait? I’m rambling? Yeesh, so pushy.

Alright, ok, please read this as Dr. HEINZ DOOFENSHMIRTZ! *lightening cracks* hey, when can we afford lightening for this?>

Previously On

Baseball Hat Kid wants to go to this one place called a Student Store, but it is a saloon for children. Who writes the school’s budget to build a place like this? At least the bald one has a decent job working at a saloon. It reminds me of when I was a bar stool back when I was young. I would get paid 2 potatoes a day for people to sit on me while ordering food. At least it was better than being a lawn gnome.

So, I guess the kids are investigating their teachers now? The one glasses kid was following Starchman. He’s a nice guy, I met him in bakery class, makes great danishes. But glasses kid then got distracted and I guess kidnapped? Didn’t really say what happened next after that.

A girl and a really tall guy were following another teacher, and I guy they had some issues that they needed to work through. Oh boy, could I share my own stories. Anyway, they look fine and made up, although that one guy shouldn’t be wearing sunglasses inside. Who does that? Maybe I hit him with my Inconsiderate-inator, because that is a really inconsiderate thing to do to wear sunglasses indoors.

So the next child, the Orange Pointy one, he was following his teacher through lunch and oh boy, he has a lot of anger going on in that little body of his. I mean, I can be angry too, but it is more of a gruff anger than an anger anger. Like, he is as angry as my evil doppelganger from the other dimension. And I guess his inner cloud monster says that they are being followed or something? This place is weird let me tell you that.

Finally we see this really scary looking doctor lady going on a date with a pretty lady (how cute) but she seems to be looking for information and mysteries in this town. This town is weird, as I’ve stated before, so it would make sense for something like this to happen. But I guess Doctor Lady doesn’t like these questions because that is what she is looking to, that’s where we left off. At those two ladies, on a maybe information date.

Time for the story now, thanks for listening.

(oh…paranormal supernatural, I just got the title. Yeah, makes a lot more sense now. )