I too am shocked that that actually fucking worked.
Yes, and there you have it. The one ring!
Oh shit, does he have it….do dreams actually work like that?
Hussie, why must you be such an asshole to me.
At least Vriska and Meenah were super cool
Part 255
ok, RoseMary is canon (HURRAY), but now it is time to check out what the hell hussie has in store for me now.
So before we get started on the next session, I manage to go back to the last flash game and record the few things I missed with Damara. Mainly for the Hussie.
Troll Rank Alpha 3
1. Porrim
2. Meenah
3. Aranea
4. Rufioh
5. Meulin
6. Kankri
7. Latula
8. Mituna
9. Damara
10. Kurloz
11. Horuss
12. Cronus
And So, we now have the complete set, of Troll Rank Alpha.
So we met the last 3 remaining trolls. And they left an impact.
Let’s go with the one I like more first.
Rufioh seems like the most normal person there is out of the Alpha Trolls. He has incecurities like Tavros, but just talks like a normal guy. He isn’t as assertive as you would think, but he also doesn’t hold back either. I get the thing of just keeping your happy thoughts (his lucus) and just enjoying his interests.
Of course, his lack of assertiveness can be argued as his own downfall. Because he couldn’t break up with Damara before the game started (which lead to his rendezvous with Horuss in the forest), Meenah’s prodding pushed them all to the edge that ended with Damara snapping and Rufioh a centaur body (at least, I hoped he had arms).
But, it is hard to judge on backstory like this because they aren’t in-depth as the Beta-trolls. So while I know that he was cheating on Damara, I don’t think it was done out of malice. And until it was shown otherwise, those are my thoughts. So Rufioh is number 4.
Damara….she intimidates me. First, because I had no idea what she was saying and her faces were creeping me out, like she knows that I don’t know what she said. Then…when I actually translated what she said (and I did off screen) OH BOY the things she said.
So like Aradia, they both lost their feelings/abilities to emote. But while Aradia died to feel like that, Damara had her heart broken, lost her mind by Meenah, and has thrown herself into sexual debauchery. Not saying that sex can’t be good, but when everything you say was some form of demanding sex like that…just saying.
Then, she wants to serve English? So….I guess Aranea was right, their adult lives got to fulfill the dreams of their alpha-selves. I find it funny that, given the choice Damara would have picked to serve English. But when trapped and raised by Scratch she just wanted to bust out of there.
So Damara is low because of how she intimidates me…..a lot.
And Horuss….god. How the hell were the Beta-versions better than the Alphas? I…I can’t deal with this guy. Steampunk: Cool. Steampunk Pony Play: Alright…. Steampunk Horsekin with extreme bloodcaste issues moreso than probably Equius:…..nooo
He is dating Rufioh and it is like in his head it is like a shitty romance novel of the highclass person falling in love with a commoner, so he is still fetishizing blood. He does ton of backhanded compliments to Rufioh about how it is good he is trying to “learn his place”. Still hates Damara for her blood, and follows whatever Meenah says with no regards.
The only reason I have him higher that Cronus is because he was actually being sincere with his love and affection to Rufioh….and I still can’t tell if that makes it worse or not.
So there we go. I am not sure if this list is going to be changing anytime soon.
Also, Kankri went down one, because he is just wearing me down with his ill-attempts to play peace-maker.
Oots 23 End
So that does it for me. A hotel adventure to unintentionally stop king assassinations, I like this.
I love Miko just slowly losing money over her “prisoners.” How Belkar is trying to corrupt her to get her to lose her powers, while also legally annoy her on his own.
And Ha! He’s Chaotic! Which means I was right on him being Chaotic Neutral! Because can you imagine Miko losing it when it turns out that Belkar wasn’t actually Evil all along, and he did all of that just to annoy her? I can and it is glorious.
Elan calling out Roy for why he likes Miko (which is just, looks) was beautifully done. Because he is so innocent and just wants everyone to get along.
Roy being King, and being pulled into shenanigans is also a wonderful thing. Because, so much for one normal night.
Order of the Stick Theory #Fish: They met up because they are a rag-tag team of insect exterminators who teamed up to defeat a Super Tick, or STICK if you will.
Elan just wanted everyone to feel relaxed and welcomed. He is truly the best of the party.
Elan is just trying to help an make your things look nice and not get jealous of each other. He is trying his best!
Ah yes. No matter the scenario, sass will never fail.
Is it a problem for you? Yes. But at least you can die knowing that there really was a King of Nowhere who you ended up saving.
Given how at one point I blew open a door with flour and a nat20, I can tell you that it is deeply satisfying.
You better watch yourself Roy. Plot-Convenience can’t save you forever.
And here we see Elan, just innocently twisting the knife deeper and deeper.
How do you feel about that Roy? Elan has a better grasp at love than you do.
He can already feel the headache coming of whatever Elan has to say
And thus the party is splits. And I hope the bad guys get to fight a naked dwarf.
I love the pause. Because yeah, rethink what you just said.
Belkar, don’t let anyone change you. Ever.