“spooky”? You just got your law license didn’t you?

Of course of course you serve the horse, cast your spell with no remorse.

A lawyer would be a weird god for the horse to pray too

Belkar should make his own class. Chaotic No-Fucks.

Every party needs to have that one incompetent person.

You just….just made like his entire career choice meaningless

Sounds good. Good plan. Then why bring the explosives if you could do that?

Drill a hole, throw dynamite in his toilet, and say he died by explosive diarrhea

It is a low profile job to assassinate kings….and you brought bombs

Mother Fucking Asshole, at least say Consort if you are going to be so fucking crass.

Belkar, you make me so happy. Because of your chaos you also screwed Roy and these Rogue Guys.

So does that mean that she can be tried for murder, since she admitted to killing them?

Belkar…..You madman, you are a freaking genius.

Oh god, I am just grinning. How can this get any better?

I can’t tell which is better: Belkar finding new ways to piss Miko off, or Belkar finding legal ways to piss Miko off.

No, the one thing that Fantasy cannot penetrate: Lawyers.

You know the meme of the big guy dressed as a flower wanted to get ‘watered’? That is the voice I am imagining Belkar having now. Like, obvious baiting here.

Roy, for the good of your own life, you should just give up on any idea of dating her…..

You know, I never did thought about it, but does Durkon wear shoes? Or are those his feet?

Roy offering to pay with his own money of this when it was done is nice.

Him being kidnapped because the burglars thought he really is a king is better.