John has unlimited power. The End.
Oh shit, we were by the end already? If I had known that, I would have just continued the video a bit longer.
I too am shocked that that actually fucking worked.
Yes, and there you have it. The one ring!
Oh shit, does he have it….do dreams actually work like that?
Troll Rank Alpha 3
1. Porrim
2. Meenah
3. Aranea
4. Rufioh
5. Meulin
6. Kankri
7. Latula
8. Mituna
9. Damara
10. Kurloz
11. Horuss
12. Cronus
And So, we now have the complete set, of Troll Rank Alpha.
So we met the last 3 remaining trolls. And they left an impact.
Let’s go with the one I like more first.
Rufioh seems like the most normal person there is out of the Alpha Trolls. He has incecurities like Tavros, but just talks like a normal guy. He isn’t as assertive as you would think, but he also doesn’t hold back either. I get the thing of just keeping your happy thoughts (his lucus) and just enjoying his interests.
Of course, his lack of assertiveness can be argued as his own downfall. Because he couldn’t break up with Damara before the game started (which lead to his rendezvous with Horuss in the forest), Meenah’s prodding pushed them all to the edge that ended with Damara snapping and Rufioh a centaur body (at least, I hoped he had arms).
But, it is hard to judge on backstory like this because they aren’t in-depth as the Beta-trolls. So while I know that he was cheating on Damara, I don’t think it was done out of malice. And until it was shown otherwise, those are my thoughts. So Rufioh is number 4.
Damara….she intimidates me. First, because I had no idea what she was saying and her faces were creeping me out, like she knows that I don’t know what she said. Then…when I actually translated what she said (and I did off screen) OH BOY the things she said.
So like Aradia, they both lost their feelings/abilities to emote. But while Aradia died to feel like that, Damara had her heart broken, lost her mind by Meenah, and has thrown herself into sexual debauchery. Not saying that sex can’t be good, but when everything you say was some form of demanding sex like that…just saying.
Then, she wants to serve English? So….I guess Aranea was right, their adult lives got to fulfill the dreams of their alpha-selves. I find it funny that, given the choice Damara would have picked to serve English. But when trapped and raised by Scratch she just wanted to bust out of there.
So Damara is low because of how she intimidates me…..a lot.
And Horuss….god. How the hell were the Beta-versions better than the Alphas? I…I can’t deal with this guy. Steampunk: Cool. Steampunk Pony Play: Alright…. Steampunk Horsekin with extreme bloodcaste issues moreso than probably Equius:…..nooo
He is dating Rufioh and it is like in his head it is like a shitty romance novel of the highclass person falling in love with a commoner, so he is still fetishizing blood. He does ton of backhanded compliments to Rufioh about how it is good he is trying to “learn his place”. Still hates Damara for her blood, and follows whatever Meenah says with no regards.
The only reason I have him higher that Cronus is because he was actually being sincere with his love and affection to Rufioh….and I still can’t tell if that makes it worse or not.
So there we go. I am not sure if this list is going to be changing anytime soon.
Also, Kankri went down one, because he is just wearing me down with his ill-attempts to play peace-maker.
Part 254 End
Really Hussie? Another Video? Well, that is going for tomorrow.
Kanaya and Rose are a thing!!!!! I am so happy. Drunk Rose is so talkative and adorable and they finally happened!!! (If Kanaya agrees to it but I doubt that she wouldn’t)
And…Terezi and Gamzee…..did not see that coming. At All. I mean, with only 6 living people on this meteor, things are going to happen. But damn, this is weird. And it is weird that I can see it happening, but then all of those problems Rose pointed out if it does happen.
Troll Love is Complex.
Hussie…I am seriously not going to fall for it.
I wouldn’t say that Hussie. You can try a lot harder.
Well thanks Hussie. Now I am expecting the curtains to close.
Hussie’s dumb way of saying “the ship has sailed, time to move on”
I found the reference. I am not reblogging the rest of the comic on grounds of sheer stupidity.
ok, at this point I have to ask. Did Hussie write these comics with the intention of putting them to homestuck, or was he just referencing these comics while writing homestuck?
That is weird….I do not like the honk waves coming out….and I can click on it.
May each bonk give you sweet dreams
Gamzee, can you just leave these two precious girls alone for just one moment?
Even the goddamn stairs couldn’t ruin my happiness over the fact that they FUCKING KISSED!!!!
SO MOTHERFUCKING SATISFYING!
HERE IT COMES!!!
yes yes, go go go go