Good, take measures. Protect yourself, depend on others

The first thing to come in mind was that he has a Foot Clan brand on him, and I am not entirely wrong

I get that Spender wants to work things out….but is he talking to himself or his reflection?

A good teacher learns from their students and improve Spender. You got this

wait……Wait…….Is this Spender doubting himself in lifting Isabel up because he knows that he is going to fuck himself over again in the future….or is this really Hijack taking over??

When you have no fucking idea how else to describe it, just use the word “Adjective”

you know….this has to be like the first time I’ve seen a bathroom in this comic

Finally he gets it, finally they are on the right track

Look at how she side-eyes his stomach (demon hole) when she says that

That’s sweet. “I don’t trust her, but if you like her then I will try too”

People that I know know each other? That is so weird

ha, right, Spender ain’t going to ask shit is he? What, is he just going to go to a 12 year old and be like “hey, mind holding a flashlight while I look into my stomach for the scary shadow demon inside? Thanks”

Well aren’t they a positive bunch

Her innocence is proven by the fact she now thinks so little of you Spender

Paranatural 30

<Read as karkat>

cg: ALRIGHT YOU FUCKING GRUBS

cg: I’M BEING CURRENTLY FORCED FOR SOME UNGODLY REASON TO TALK TO YOU TURDS ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED BACK THEN, EVEN THOUGH YOU CAN JUST GO FUCKING BACK AND READ IT YOURSELVES

cg: I GUESS YOU LOST YOUR EYES AND CAN’T LICK THE SCREEN LIKE TEREZI CAN

cg: SO PREVIOUSLY ON PARANTAURAL

cg: I HAVE NO IDEA WHY THE FUCKING LOGO IS RIGHT THERE SO FUCK YOU I GET TO SAY TITLE

cg: ANY WAY, THE LAME SHIT STARTS OUT WITH THE RED AND GLASSES MOIRAILS TALKING ABOUT FEELINGS AND THEN START BEING ACTUALLY FUCKING DECENT AND BEGIN TO FUCKING KILL AN ADULT TRASH HUMANS

cg: ACTUALLY, ALL OF THE HUMANS IN FOCUS START TO GET INTO A FIGHT, WHICH IS ABOUT FREAKING TIME THAT THEY ACTUALLY SHOW OFF SOME BACKBONE.

cg: BUT THEN THEY DON’T EVEN FUCKING FINISH THEM OFF

cg: THE TRIO OF DIPSHITS MANAGED TO CAPTURE THEIR TARGET, BUT ALL THEY GET ARE SHITTY STARS? WHAT FUCKING CONSOLATION PRIZE IS THAT?!

cg: THEN THE ORANGE DOUCHE OF BREATH DOES WIND ATTACKS BUT CAN’T SEEM TO FUCKING ATTACK FOR SHIT

cg: AND HIS LUSUS IS INSIDE OF HIM SO WHILE BADASS IT IS BASICALLY SHIT LETTING HIS HUMAN GET CAPTURED BY A TREE HOW LAME IS THAT

cg: SO HE’S FUCKING DEAD

cg: THE GIRL AND HER ADULT HUMAN LUSUS ACTUALLY FUCKING WORKED TOGETHER TO LEAVE THE ROOM 

cg: BUT THAT’S ALL THEY DID

cg: WHAT KIND OF FUCKING LIFE OR DEATH STRUGGLE DO THEY HAVE TO JUST LEAVE THE ROOM? ARE THEIR MORTAL ENEMIES DOORS?? WATCH OUT FOR THE SPLINTER, IT CAN KILL US ALL!

cg: THEN THE ONLY DECENT HUMAN THAT I CAN SOMEWHAT RELATE TO ON THE LEVEL OF DISLIKING THE REST OF THIS BULLSHIT EXCUSE OF A HIVE IS FIGHTING A LUSUS WITH HIS OWN LUSUS AND THOROUGHLY EXPOSING THE STUPIDITY THAT CURRENTLY INHABITS THE BRAIN OF THEIR OFFICER

cg: THE SWEATY ONE THAT LOOKS LIKE THE HUMAN VERSION OF EQUIUS

cg: I NEVER THOUGHT HE COULD BE LAMER THAN WHAT HE ALREADY WAS BUT IT LOOKS LIKE THIS PLACE HAS PROVEN ME WRONG

cg: THAT’S ABOUT IT SO FUCK OFF

Oots 15 End

Well that was fun. The joys of fucking up a rescue mission. And I know/like Haley and Elan together, but Elan is just way too puppy like for Roy, so I also sort of ship them together to.

Order of the Stick Theory #13: The meet a mafia man named Stick and he game them orders to fulfill their first quest.

I mean, defeat the leader take control right? Good thinking

Too bad it fucking Sucks

Way to fuck it up Haley

That is literally the special skill of the bards line of work, to seduce everyone and everything. You should be proud