I just realized something.
If Jade was raised by the “Batterwitch” before running away and trying to start up her own company before ending in failure, that means that in context of what the kids grew up with, Jane and Jake are distantly related.
I mean, I know they are related because of ecto-biology nonsense, but they grew up thinking they were cousins.
Well, time to look though the rest of the house. Loot the place! I want to see Jade’s decor.
Well, finally, we may get some hints as to who are mysterious Kyle is like.
Getting so close to 200. I can almost taste it y’all
Now let’s see if Jake can put the bunny back into the box
Alright, time for some sneaky sneak to grab that package!
Alright, Betty Crocker has switched and taken over ish. Let’s see if there were any changes to her books.
God I am getting pretty close to 200 sessions here. That is a lot people.
Let’s flip that switch, and have Betty Crocker do something.
So I just learned that the Fandom does call the old and new dimensions “Alpha/Beta”. It makes me happy that my thoughts were an agreed on thing for Homestuck Fans.
Time to see what these rabbits have in store for us.
Alright time to continue on how Scratch took Ancestor Aradia in his creepy pedo parlor.
And for people who were unsure: yes I know there are 2 groups of Trolls. One group grew up in the modern times (our trolls) and the other grew up in the past (with exception of this Aradia). I use “Ancestor Troll” and “Other Troll” interchangeably, because the ancestor trolls are the other set of trolls. Also, I am not bothered to remember all form of nicknames, so I make up my own.
And I haven’t seen what their lives were pre-reset, so they have no nicknames for that yet. It would probably be something like previous-troll, or alternate-troll, or something along the lines. Again, have not met that version, so they have no nickname.
With that out of the way, let’s continue listening to this story, and hoping that Hussie will broom the shit out of Scratch.
This looks so important that this session gets its own title.
Time to see what the obviously signed Signless has to offer
Alright, so I have 2 stories left on this page.
Let’s tackle the living space frog in the ultimate lotus pond.
ok, I am back. Welcome to Scratch’s ugly parlor of trash, I hope everyone can have a good time.
Now counting the stories, I have 5. 5 stories to do. I am typing this, so I can remember to do all fucking 5 of them without forgetting and missing one.
Let’s see how our Future Mayor loves Earth
Well, time for our last story before FINALLY leaving this evil place.
Let’s see how Karkat and Jade are doing….or well Did do. Depending on the time-frame.
Cool, time for like 4 more stories and hopefully (hopefully) I can leave this green nightmare known as Scratch’s apartment
Alright, two more mini stories and then I should be good to move on. …away from Scratch….please I don’t want to stay in is house anymore I hate this shade of green
right, one side story down. Another 4 more to go. Let’s continue looking through Scratch’s shitty scrapbook of horror
<Read as a Star Trek>
Captain’s Logs, Star Date:
Zarei was having a gay panic attack from being on a maybe date with Day and having Day possibly finding out about her secret experiment, all without realizing that Day was listening in onto her spirit talk.
Max managed to get out of the strangle hold of Suzy’s blackmail, only to find himself in Lisa’s web of debt. Frustrated, he calls our for the person who gave him the note, only to find Cody wanting to talk to him.
Johnny and RJ approach Ed about them “flying.” Ed agreed to allow Johnny to fight him, but Johnny was so hesitant that it boosted Ed’s esteem and allowed him to fight back and defeat them both.
Now it is time to boldly go where many have gone before: Middle School
Alright, so nice of the mini stories from last night. But let’s continue (hopefully out of Scratch’s Parlor of Trash)
So with that last video I ended on Vriska living through a memory and realizing that she is dead. I just sort of clicked on the first thing I saw and John was it.
So what I am going to do is continue with the Vriska story, and then go back and click on the other two stories. Because and am nothing if not dedicated to reading every little piece of homestuck I can get my hands on.
So that being said, let’s continue and get out of this Olive Green Nightmare. I hate Scratch’s house.
ok, I have no idea what the fuck this is supposed to mean. Like, are we just going to continue with the story, or are we going to have another Hussie Cut Scene? God I hope it is the former.
I fucking know, that’s I’m the best
Like no troll ever was
To be a badass is my Quest
To be leader is my Cause!
I have traveled around the land
Searching through space and time
Find the Humans and make them pay
For vengeance shall be mine!
(Karkatmon, gotta troll them all) It’s you and you
Those douches bags are fucking screwed
(Karkatmon) Oh prepare for the end
with us trolling all your friends
(Karkatmon, gotta troll them all) So crass
you blood fucking pain in the ass
I hate you and my hate shall last
(KARKATMON)
God I hate you
Fucking hate you ALL
(KARKATMON)