ok, rereading it….it isn’t him. I thought it was Harley because of the whole “pee drinking” thing since I know that is a maybe thing that survivalists do, and he is an explorer.
But it isn’t him, and that makes it sadder.
Because this is just a normal regular man who was managed to survive the meteor impact, only to struggle through monsters and an apocalyptic setting before dying.
At least his dying moments were in comfort with a story being told to him.
Well I learned so many many things today.
The Denizens are now being reevaluated as useful and misunderstood. I want to know what this Choice really is. But Dave fucking choosing the sword over himself, he can be such a martyr sometimes. And him and Jade maybe dying together on the battlefield, it makes my heart ache.
And CD is an idiot. But it forced Jack to act and that is how Mayor went to Earth. Because Jack fucking nuked him to time and space.
And don’t worry, The ring was always 100% filled. I mistaken Mayor finding it at 3/4th when he was an Exile, that was my bad and I acknowledge it now.
Evil Betty Crocker has to be the Black Queen. I take no criticisms. She is in a disguise or something I can feel it.
And guess what I have thought of. The adults have dream bodies. They HAVE to. Because fucking think about it. Harley DIED when Jade was a kid. Yet, how the fuck is Harley still up and running on this planet?
My guess is either the Adults also have spare body to have/used like the kids, just works differently for them (I need a way for Dad to fucking live again, ok?) or more time shenanigans, which is probably the more viable answer. But I still want to dream about this. Because I don’t want Harley to fucking die right now. I have no idea when in time he is even at right now, I thought he left with Jade’s dream body. Unless he is a Betty Crocker Clone.
It could happen.
IT’S THE QUEEN! THE BLACK QUEEN WITH A PETTY GRUDGE
That is the kind of happy ending that I want.
Harley never tried to look for her? They never tried to find each other??
I swear to fucking god it the Baroness was like, the Black Queen or some chess piece or some bullshit like that, I will stab something
You could literally just leak company secrets out. That would end her.
And this is where it lost me. Because….what the fuck. Why does Betty Crocker know about this Oedipus-type prophecy about their lives….and why the fuck does she want to destroy the world???
I wanted to try and keep the story together as long as I could. Because it is a nice Fairy Tale type story, and she is telling her brother exactly what happened to her when he left
That’s fucking adorable
Please realize that they are siblings before he dies. At least give Harley that
Damn it hussie, why must you make me read about this guy’s death!?!
At least the siblings can reunite one last time
…well at least you can reunite with your long lost brother (If you remember it)
You are talking to a dead person right now. But I am glad that that pranking has been passed down through the generations
Wait, WHAT???
So….so fucking pipefan413 (of fucking course) is Dad. That means this is Harley???
Oh thank god, he would be the weirdo to drink his own pee
…If I was right that all the texts are electronically spoken, this guy just heard the words “taste of warm, poorly filtered urine” come out of his phone.
Right when he was about to sleep, time for one final encounter
Even as he is dying, always have to look dapper.
Fuck, right. Dad was easily fighting monsters but the kids have prototyped by then so it makes it fucking harder