Wandering Inn 1.10

OK, now I know that I am right about the banner thing. The pasta, the blue juice, Pieces-Boy’s bone hand. It is matching the chapters (or at least what was happening previously)

Damn. We can’t even get 24 hours away from this guy? You think he is a wanted criminal that wants some housing help?

I will never, in the future history of my life, ever get tired of this.

Well he now entered the building, making use of her kitchen and food.

Sometimes, it is the petty things that is the most satisfying.

So, someone is controlling the weather here, which leads to some exposition discussion on magic.

Short answer: anyone magic is a mage, and terms are how they get said magic exactly like in d&d. Simple enough, but Pisces is an ass about it so fuck him.

Level 30?? How high do these levels get to?? This sounds less like d&d leveling and more like RPG game leveling.

Sounds like someone doesn’t want to talk about his hobbies. Come on, open up a little. Tell us about yourself and your crimes while we wait for the cops to return.

Hell to the Yes, speaking of cops. The best two cops finally arrive. This is going to be great.

I seriously wish I had the ability to 4th wall break into the stories I read just so I can punch characters in the face, then vanish and read about their confusion.

I am crying because I fucking said this before and it is still hilarious.

Well they are enjoying a lovely conversation of small talk about levels and fixing the place, The Pieces rears his ugly head

I’m just going to call him fish-boy because I hate him and his stupid name.

And here we are, just casually talking about how the rude customer over there tried to rob her the other night, in front of the cops, who she forgot where cops.

I am living for the small time chaos of this scene.

Yeah, these cops are just loving the chaos as well.

YOU BETTER RUN!

FISH-BOY GOT CAUGHT! God I love these cops. They just spear-fished the fish.

Especially when they got a passive Zone-of-Truth thing going on.

So….he’s an ass. I guess he needs some form of income to support his Necromancy hobby. And while I don’t approve of beating him up first, I do like them wanting to split the reward with Erin. These are very good boys.

We need a visual representation for this comic. Because Relc is fucking hilarious.

Ok so reading on, they aren’t just any guardsmen. They are Top Class Guards who are still super important and skilled. And Fish-Boy is being an ass to insult said skills, by I guess having Skills be less than knowlegde? But either way, these two are top class and Fish-Boy isn’t that powerful for all the pomp he gives himself.

Again, Relc fucking kills me whenever he speaks.

He used “capabilities” twice. If you have a 7 syllable vocabulary at least use it.

Or use your Passive Necromancy skills.

So Erin blurted out the Necromancy skill he has….but I have to wonder. Did he steal the skeleton? Because if he was there already, why didn’t he raid everything else before Erin came back? She was gone for hours.

He may be an ass….but he knows how to use his lower level spells to his advantage. I respect his skill (barely) but I hate his face.

Well looks like necromancy is super important to stop. Seeing how all they need is a graveyard to just destroy everything. Guess people take them pretty seriously, even if it an idiot like him.

Which makes you wonder why he took it up in the first place, and why he told Erin.

She is just a lonely person who wants her friends back, and is sort of forced into this role of learning about innkeeping to keep them. At least she knows where the city is now. Hope they don’t have bad feelings about humans.