Wandering Inn 1.09

Yeah, like hell am I going to stop after a skeleton blob thing tried to bust in the door. Time to continue!

Holy shit she one-shot the monster with her puke-pot.

If that turned out to be a con-man or something, congrats on the vomit.

YOU MOTHER FUCKER!

Tie him up, pour the puke on him, and feed him to the goblins if the cops don’t return first.

Congrats my dude, your scam failed and I fucking hate you.

So he tried to dip, but she got smart enough to figure out he only has like 1st level spells/cantrips on him. God he is such an asshole.

No need for violence?? You SCARED and TORMENTED HER!!! For Food!!! Dine and Dash like a fucking NORMAL PERSON!!!

After fully reading this, I really fucking hate this guy. Shove that cloak up your ass Eridan and just go. You better not try to teach Erin about Fantasy Racism or I will punch you with the spike-fish.

NO FUCKING SHIT!!! God the level of arrogance on this guy.

I am so over this guy so much. He fucking had money. This entire time. Erin just kept looking at him as he kept putting in more money to try and make “amends” for his trick. He had silver! HE HAD GOLD!!! He could have paid this entire time!

God I hate him. I would make a better wizard than him. I would make a better conman than him.

Well…that explains a lot. The fruit was partly poisonous, I guess like a blowfish. And I guess this means that it affects different races differently depending on their constitution.

Good to know that she somehow accidentally found a way to safely eat the fruit.

So we got some more general information from this random guy. She is in the Flood Plains, not known to have humans where the locals don’t really like humans. He doesn’t like the non-humans who live here, and sounds like he is currently on the run. But Erin has a point, the first people she met were actually decent, so why would she ever think differently about them?

Oh, this sort of explains the whole “glad we didn’t have to kill her” thing, if there were hostilities between humans and the locals in the nearby city.

Why must my first thought be Homestuck? It is a reflex at this point.

Well look at this go-getter multi-classer. We got ourselves a real Barry Bluejeans over here. 5 gold says that those bones weren’t an illusion.