Part 229 End

Righto, a long as convo that I am going to stop here.

So, Dirk and Roxy actually were from the future….see I thought that the chart Rose did was a mistake, where they were sent TO the future. But no, they were always from the future, living in basically Sea-Hitler’s Trash Rule of bullshit.

She can’t even fucking rule correctly, at least enslave humanity the right way!

This also explains Dirk’s need to try and improve the ironic standings of Dave. It’s like Vriska with Mindfang, it gave him a sense of connection to his “parent.” Though, I am pretty sure that Cal had something to do with Dirk surviving. Like, moving and feeding baby Dirk or something. There is no way Baby Dirk can just, stab something with a sword by age 2.

But Sea-Hitler’s reign of terror on humanity, damn it was awful. Absolutely horrible. She couldn’t even do fucking racism right! But the best part, is the glub-glub monster (I will always forget that kacken’s name) will just keep killing more trolls. Because she is no longer in control, Feferi was. And Feferi was gone, and Sea-Hitler can’t take back control. So suffer knowing you can’t revive your own race!