Paranatural 36

<Read as a song from the Village People>

Previously on

STEPHEN! Had a need to feel down

I said STEPHEN! Tricked by a mascot type clown

I said STEPHEN! Went to the rich part of town

And he Gave! Up! His! Dog! To Them!

That’s When! He found out they were lies!

And then STEPHEN! He went back there to spy

That Those PEOPLE! Who were trash in disguise

They were Use!Ing! Those! Mutts! For! Cash!

dun dun dun dun dun

It’s time to go start a

REVOLUTION!

Stephen go start the Dog

RETRIBUTION!

He’ll do everything, for those dogs to be freed

Then he’ll have all the pets he need