It still hurts, but $20 would make it hurt less.

Well, didn’t expect you to be the owner. She seems nice, fancy, and rich.

I had to do so much work to show off the best side of my boy. And he is my boy.

You see that face? That’s the face of someone trying to put on a brave face for something that is currently breaking their heart. And I don’t like that face on my boy.

GORILLA! PLEASE STOP GIVING THIS SERIOUS HEART DISCUSSION OVER STEPHEN’S PERSONAL JOURNEY!

You are going to break my heart.

Stephen is now feeling pressured to do the right thing by the fake balloon man behind him, and he is hoping for any excuse for him to keep the dog.

Fear the Power of my POINTY HEART!

….I don’t know if Bigfoot here didn’t hear Mothman or is just ignoring him…..but it is probably best you don’t air out private personal details on public radio.

Yeah…..you really made Stephen’s day there. It was literally the thing he set out for, for the same reason too, and now he might not want to do it.

Struggles of a 12 year old.

The problem….is that it is Drama Jone’s Face. So I just….Can’t hear this mascot guy as anything other than Drama Jones. He is just too powerful and extra.

I would like to fully support the idea that mascot characters aren’t human.

Me when I rag on any/everyone when I liveblog.

How dare that mascot suit interrupted his day of fun. Their day of fun.

Oh god I can’t with that. Now I am thinking that Vampire Mafia man was inside his own body-suit this entire time. Because he’s that kind of weirdo.

These people are going to kill me. They both are putting their heart out on their sleeves for this one moment and I can’t.

Ok, but consider, do I really want that?

Holy Crap, Stephen didn’t go to school during ALL of chapter 5. He actually interrupted Zarei and Day’s date. You weirdo child.

This is so pure I can’t. The ice-cream guys are so happy, Stephen got ice-cream for the dog. this makes me just so happy.

Paranatural 35

<Read as General Ceasar, retreating his army back three miles for a surprise attack>

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