Well, didn’t expect you to be the owner. She seems nice, fancy, and rich.

I had to do so much work to show off the best side of my boy. And he is my boy.

You see that face? That’s the face of someone trying to put on a brave face for something that is currently breaking their heart. And I don’t like that face on my boy.

GORILLA! PLEASE STOP GIVING THIS SERIOUS HEART DISCUSSION OVER STEPHEN’S PERSONAL JOURNEY!

You are going to break my heart.

Stephen is now feeling pressured to do the right thing by the fake balloon man behind him, and he is hoping for any excuse for him to keep the dog.

Fear the Power of my POINTY HEART!

….I don’t know if Bigfoot here didn’t hear Mothman or is just ignoring him…..but it is probably best you don’t air out private personal details on public radio.

Yeah…..you really made Stephen’s day there. It was literally the thing he set out for, for the same reason too, and now he might not want to do it.

Struggles of a 12 year old.

The problem….is that it is Drama Jone’s Face. So I just….Can’t hear this mascot guy as anything other than Drama Jones. He is just too powerful and extra.

I would like to fully support the idea that mascot characters aren’t human.

Me when I rag on any/everyone when I liveblog.

How dare that mascot suit interrupted his day of fun. Their day of fun.

Oh god I can’t with that. Now I am thinking that Vampire Mafia man was inside his own body-suit this entire time. Because he’s that kind of weirdo.

These people are going to kill me. They both are putting their heart out on their sleeves for this one moment and I can’t.

Ok, but consider, do I really want that?

Holy Crap, Stephen didn’t go to school during ALL of chapter 5. He actually interrupted Zarei and Day’s date. You weirdo child.

This is so pure I can’t. The ice-cream guys are so happy, Stephen got ice-cream for the dog. this makes me just so happy.

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Part 292 End

I have to end it here, as much as I WANT to go on and figure out where that shitty ring went too, I have to pace myself. Got to get to 413 man.

The green letters don’t really help the situation because now I don’t know if Caliborn took the ring, if the ring did just fell into the couch, if Caliborn took over for Hussie again, or if Hussie is being another ass yet again.

Well the ring is gone, but at least there isn’t much of a timetable. Roxy was just going to wait in jail anyway for John to return.

And she is using her powers! She is getting better after talking to John! She is no longer closed off in her pyramid, not hiding herself. After John she is now out in the open, and on top to take charge!

Still needs work, but that makes me happy.

And John now maybe hating Vriska….did not see that coming. I would have seen him being neutral, or disliking, but hating? Wow. Never thought he could hate anyone. Dave and the others never thought John could hate someone. So this is a huge step.

And to Vriska, someone he used to like, and who she maybe liked back, now having John hate her. Damn….this entire situation is just so hard.

Side Note: Are there still Two John’s now? Or did the older John who talked with Dave&Jade just disappeared after pushing the other John to meet up with Roxy? Because it sounded like Older!John hopped from Dave&Jade to Rose&Terezi back to Dave&Jade, which would explain why this John didn’t know who Roxy was until he found her.

I’m thinking there is one John now, but with Hussie it could be anything.

I’ve decided not to keep this image for my handy reaction bag, because of a general “fuck you” to Caliborn.