Locked in the highest room in the tallest tower, there lived an asshole.

Throw the pumpkin through the bars? D&D your way out?

I couldn’t even do my “someday my prince will come” joke. Now I’m upset.

You see this land? It’s not yours. And You’re stuck. Enjoy prison.

Well if you feel that way, maybe you won’t get meat after all. How about that?

I hope to god that the Queen kept his teeth as a trophy. I really hope she does.

Figures you have shark teeth. No Meat for you, you ass.

Find a way to make a shanking tool from it’s husk.

You are in a room with nothing but a pumpkin. How terrible was it on Derse?

Well, looks like we were both wrong about something. You not finding anything useful, and me not seeing a pumpkin fall on your head.

My knee-jerk reaction was “what pumpkin” and “then a pumpkin falls on his head” in that order.

Maybe you can stab something with that key OH WAIIIIIIIIT >:]

Ah Paint, the joys you bring when fucking with people.

Well, at least you moved slightly. So I guess we are somewhat progressing slightly in the story, invisible key notwithstanding.

I get he is in Prospit jail because the queen just clocked him good. But why would they leave a key inside?

I get the distinct feeling that Hussie does not like the English Dub of Dragon Ball Z because he does not like the phrase “over 9000″

Instead he prefers the original Japanese Dub.

Because Homestuck is over 8000 panels.

Well excuse me, you could have at least tried you asshole. Snark is only to get you so far.

Oh, this was the Jack that Ghost!Dirk was talking about: Alpha-Jack. I thought he meant Dog-God Jack. Too many Jacks in this world.

See, a Long Long Time Ago, when I tried (actually willingly tried) to read homestuck for the first time, I got distacted by John’s bookcase filled with other games/stories. And this was the one I picked, where I got bored and gave up homestuck for YEARS until I did this blog.

So Seeing Jack being in the same predicament is giving me some uneasy feelings here. Hussie has to tie in ALL of his comics into this magnum opus he made.

My Stupidity-Sense is tingling.