Uh, sure, ok, but query: How Do You Know About Jack? How Does Jake’s Subconscious Know About Jack?
Every group needs to have at least 1 hipster, for better or worse.
Jake fucking lost it. I’m waiting for him to just start chanting “I’M HORNY AND I’M PROUD!”
Jake is so pissed they both probably forgot about Aranea right at this moment. This is so awkward, do Trolls even know what a boner is?
I’m pretty sure that’s the plan of the real Dirk too. (hey-o!)
I found out why I’m ok with this. Jake is screaming at no one to not get a boner in front of a cute girl. The absurdity of it makes it hilarious.
I don’t think anyone can. But this stupidity is oddly hilarious to me (strange, since I don’t really like 2nd-hand embarrassment)
Oh god, some forewarning might have been nice ghost!Dirk. Like, 5 minutes ago would have been so helpful to Jake.
They can’t talk, officially, right? Jake is trying (so hard) but he doesn’t have that gab-patch on, so will this even work?
Ghost!Dirk fades away, leaving Jake a panicked mess with the girl of his dreams. Friendship.
So Page’s powers are the subconscious/intuition then? I can dig it. Does that mean that if Tavros did reach god-hood, Rufio would have became a real boy?
Like, Frog Universe Picture.
Well that crisis is adverted, but how many Dirks are going to fall in love with Jake? I am pretty sure that there are like 8 people in the race for Jake’s heart, and half of them are Dirks!
Like, real bowl movement or dream bowel movement? How exactly does that work?
You would think that, but if Hussie isn’t giving ME any answers, you are also fresh out of luck here my boyo.
Jake is such a mess when it comes to preparing for company, especially if it is the girl of his literal dreams.
Not everyone can pass their wisdom save the first time around. Sometimes it might take a while.
How can you be crushing this hard and not realize it???
And due to some more other-worldly bullshit, Jake will continue to remain oblivious of love until he gets hit in the head with a rock.
No Jake, no you did not. You read her as well as a blind person reading a drive-thru menu. (Terezi not-included)