You can dial the snark back just a little Dirk, Jake’s just learning about this.

Really? The Insane Clown Posse really did become insane? What happened to rapping about MoThEr FuCkIn MiRaClEs?

I’m going to take a wild guess here, but I think Hussie doesn’t like Guy Fieri much.

To be fair, I barely know the guy either. He has frosted tips, flavor down, and maybe was drunk driving on a boat. That’s about it.

oh, those networks. Yeah I know exactly what media you are taking about.

She would gain the detractors and deserters to her side. Damn, how far ahead did she plan for this?

I can’t believe you were one of them. I can’t believe that is what all the Guy Fieri shit was about all along.

Good, by taking the majority of them out, then Queen-Ferrari wouldn’t have a strong enough base to use Humans as her willing subjects. Good for them to take those bastards out.

Jake, listen to me very carefully: That won’t be funny when Gamzee does it.

In Alpha-Verse, Dave and Rose were the tragic heroes the people of Prospit would see. But they were still so inspiring.

So the house duplicated itself to make a neighborhood of clones. And why Roxy blamed her mom for stockpiling a shit ton of alcohol.

Were the walls just bursting with orange soda? How much is a lifetime supply that was squished together in that one little room??

No matter which dimension, Rose would have ruled with world with dark forces at her beck and call if it wasn’t for some other worldly bullshit blocking her path.

Can you even read the comic while “texting”? Or does it just speak words into your mind?

There is so much bullshit in all of this I can’t tell if I am proud of Alpha-Dave for committing to the irony or not.

Dirk is speaking the goddamn truth right here.

The best part of having a friend from the future, you get to see all the movies that haven’t come out yet.

I mean, with the big reveal of who the batterwich is, you bet your ass Alpha-Dave would go big and step up.

Wow, a movie that was just so ‘meh’ that no one is even bothered to discuss it? That’s a whole class of its own.

Listen, I know I said we should have celebrities do Homestuck before. But if Ben Stiller agrees to ^this, I am going to lose my mind.