YOU MOTHER FUCKER HUSSIE

GOD FUCKING

GAHHHHH

IT WAS KARKAT!!! THEY WERE BOTH KARKAT BECAUSE IT WAS ALL KARKAT!!! ALL ANCESTORS WERE BOTH KARKAT!!!

The Ying and Yang of the Tide of Good and Evil created a balance in the world to magically form into the one and only Karkat.

SPLIT PERSONALITY??? HOW IS THE ONE GUY SUPPOSE TO KILL HIS SISTER?! HOW ARE THEY SUPPOSED TO PLAY A GAME AS ONE PERSON!?!?

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Huh, who would be the ones to take the train to the sweet sweet dank.

Gamzee for one. He needs to stay high, and it’s for the best if he was.

I can see Dirk smoking some, though not Dave. Rose would for Passive Aggressive reasons, not Roxy since she has her alcoholism.

Nepeta would, since it is like catnip for people. Equius would try to be a nark about it, but then end up taking some too. 

Sollux absolutely fucking would, there is no way he could refuse. Hell, I am pretty sure he can do come weed tricks from smoking so much.

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Yeah that’s no problem. I tagged it under “dafuk sea hitler” so it’s specific to my blog, in case people want to look up hitler (??). Whatever, point is, you can blacklist the hell out of it now with no problems.

Thanks for the ask btw, because it reminded me that I was getting tired of called Evil Fish Lady Condesce “Sea Hitler”. The joke I thought peaked at that car, so it ran out of fuel for me (haha). But I still don’t want to call her her title, because I don’t like her (and I know I will misspell it constantly).

So I’m going to change her name.

Get ready for Queen Ferrari everyone.

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Well that was a wild ride.

Xykon has a whole fucking army now, and he is definitely going to put that to use.

A new plot is happening, time to find those gates before Xykon does, and I guess not explode them else the whole universe would die off.

We finally meet Towel, who is actually a woman, who does kick some ass. That entire fight scene was great and high tense. I am glad that Durkon was able to see through the entire thing. Roy trying to hit on Towel when he finds out she was a woman irks me to no end. But Haley and Elan now, maybe, admitting their feelings to each other in the heat of battle will lead to something. Get together you two!

Order of the Stick Theory #80085: They were all pizza drivers, but on one coold winter day dilivering some good sweet ‘za, they fell into a sticky spiderweb trap set out by an evil spider who stole the pizza. So they now quest together in hopes of finding the spider to kill once and for all.