Because this is what friends do, make robots to hunt your friends down like the beasts that they are.

dafukdidiwatch:

Alright, let’s see what havoc this thing will cause.

alright….no havoc yet. A pleasant surprise so far.

Alright, let’s see what havoc this thing will cause.

Alright, horrific backstory time. Jake finally reached level 10 on Dirk’s friendship, and now we get all the good stuff.

Queen-Feferi is really good at world domination

And you just killed Jake’s taste for the future, forever.

Yeah, paradise is the furthest thing that I can think of. But why would Queen-Feferi need robots? (also, fuck her I am not using her shitty title)

Jake who always believes, and Jane who always doubts. I would like to think that I will be like Jake when the time comes.

So for at least 3 years, Dirk and Roxy began talking to the past. And it was when only Jake affirmed that he believed in Dirk that gave Dirk the courage to tell him the truth. Meaning that Jake had 3 years worth of knowledge that their friends came from the future.

I get the feeling Alpha-Jegus was the one to implement this. She really did want them to all play at the same time.

Which explains the paradox slime. Damn it, now the pieces are fitting together

that announcement won’t be for another 3 years

Oh fucking great. Dirk and Roxy had been living in a dictator apocalypse all their lives. Fucking perfect.

See….I figured that out finally when I made my joke a few posts ago. And I was going to wait a bit for the big sum-up or a better moment to make my theory of why Dirk actually lived in the future, and wasn’t yeeted there by some disastourous star-ship cruiser which is what I initially thought. But…Dirk beat me to the punch here.

Seer of Void strikes yet again.

dafukdidiwatch:

Uh, what why not? Did Dirk, confess, when they were 13? Or was he going to do some other rad thing I don’t know about yet?

FUCK YEAH, do this shit

Uh, what why not? Did Dirk, confess, when they were 13? Or was he going to do some other rad thing I don’t know about yet?

Oh you will win that bet my boyo, I guarantee it.

That is a good one. Jake is a bit of a comedian himself.