You are just dumb as shit and I need to get my brain flex on.

Would a volcano be hotter than fire? Asking for multiple reasons.

Absolutely, keep all of those irons ablaze. You have ALLLLLLLL the Irons in ALLLLLLLLL the fires.

Yeah, Jake would say that unironically.

He’s like 4 centuries in the future wAIT A FUCK

Seeing how you don’t have a basement, I bet you have to make those chips somewhere else.

So you are just so super smart, and that magic is just science unexplained? Too bad that magic is actually real.

Naruto References ALL AROUND!

She did have 10 computers on her at all times.

Absolutely Dirk was trying to figure out how to airmail himself to Jake.

Dirk Strider is a Weeb pass it on.

It worked! Time to regret that it worked.

And thus, Jake’s wrestling nightmare has just begun.

Sounds like Dirk is speaking from experience here. Why did you want to get into robotics Dirk?  hmmmmm?

While I don’t want to get in the middle of their Avatar debate, I will. I thought the movie was ok, and Dirk probably hacked the system to see the movie already.

So because he lives on an oil rig, no one used gay negatively. Either that or Texas became lgbt friendly in B2. What a world.

Don’t you see the enclosure talons Jake? That is the tell-tale sign of not literally.

Oh God

Hussie must have been jazzed as shit to basically sum up Avatar in his own Homestuck-Parallel way.

You know, if Alpha-Verse is a reset of Beta-verse, and Beta-verse was the prize created by the Beta-Trolls, you can argue that Alpha-Verse is the combined thoughts/interests of both the Beta-humans and Beta-trolls.

Meaning that Jake probably has the combined movie-interests of both Karkat and John.

So much work for a 7-letter google search.