Oh god, please don’t teach Jake things like that. Actually no, please don’t let Jake find it out for himself, it would be better if you told him than having him be one image search away from disaster.
So, while the appearifier can’t take shit outside of it’s time, Dirk’s magic microwave can’t send shit until the right time either. I didn’t realize time rules can be applied to it.
I mean, since it is his helmet, Jake should be able to lie down and still chat. The wonders of technology.
Still as pumpkin filled as ever I see.
This was when he was 13 and got his battle-bot! Aw, 13 year old them are priceless.
Wait…Dirk lives on a Barge? I thought that, this was Queen-Feferi terraforming the planet, not that Dirk actually lives in the ocean.
You are knocked out, and reliving a memory from the past, with Dirk in the future? Why must homestuck be so complex?
Nope, bullshit, I call shenanigans, time travel doesn’t work like this. Unless you are saying that Jake was already in the future TIME TRAVEL DOESN’T WORK LIKE THIS
Oh what now?! Jake didn’t time travel, so was there an exile that was living off of coconuts or something??
Yeah this boy has passed the fuck out son. He ain’t waking any time soon (for at least, like, 20 pages anyway)
please don’t be evil please don’t be evil I know you are going to be evil but please don’t be evil.
God, that’s awful. I hope you have good, dream-meetings, while knocked out.
Great, we’re too late. He’s already got evil-amnesia now.
Part 229
K, just wanted to let everyone know. I went back to click on the Vriska Potion, and clicked “yes” for each of the blood potions bought by Gamzee. I didn’t want to buy the potions, then and now, but I will say it was interesting to learn that Jane has no idea what the weed number is. She is a good girl who don’t do weed. *yet)
Well anyway, back to new shenanigans of maybe seeing Jake turn into an evil turtle monster. I hope not, but the possibility is still out there.
Part 228 End
God that was a lot, and after that video I think I am done for the day.
Meenah was the one to ask for the bubbles like Feferi, but it was her plan to die, even before the reset. I guess she didn’t want to be trapped in those bubbles, even though it was her idea. So she spent her eternity doing evil shit in purgatory and trying to hunt Roxy.
John almost died (AGAIN) but thank god he woke up. Unless that death didn’t count as a heroic death, which in that case, I am glad he isn’t stupid.
Terezi meeting with Aranea, yeah Aranea is pretty cool. I like her enlightment and Buddha symbolism. She tried so hard to help Terezi learn about the former world, as well as try to get her to heal and forgive herself for doing the things that she had to do to Vriska.Now we get to maybe see what the other Alternia, A1, was like before the reset. At least, a small fragment of it from a dream bubble. I wonder what that would be like?
I am happy that Slick liked Paint, but he is now maybe drowning and Ms. Paint is now maybe captured/killed by English.
I can’t believe Hussie managed to save Slick.
I can’t believe that Hussie was killed by English. (in a pretty gruesome and sad death)
I Can’t BELIEVE that Hussie is haunting Vriska in the afterlife! Like she is 13 and you are a grown ass man, leave her alone! Don’t the bubbles float away, WHY ARE YOU HAUNTING HER!?!
Also, English’s cane better not need a red, green, and blue sun. Just saying here.
And now, Jane. Janey Jane Jane. Damn her place is horrible.
Barren and nothing. Roxy’s place is on fire (may be in the future still, who knows?) Jake currently got knocked out and maybe turned evil because I doubt he is fucking dead. Seeing how, oh I don’t know, HE HAS THE NEXT COMMAND LINE! Anti-Jegus messed with Alpha-Jegus’s shit in her dream room maybe, and Alpha-Jegus isn’t all that sweet as initially thought. Maybe she has dark thoughts since she likes empty desolate lands (overpopulation?) and maybe is planning on doing something sneaky. Maybe.
The land was filled with all the consorts, not just salamanders. I wonder why they all gathered here, instead of being spread out? And those lanterns, it sounded like Dirk and Roxy might die, leaving Jane as the last survivor.
God I hope not.
But seeing how Hussie DIED I’m not ruling it out either.
In fact, all of their icons were on the land too. Heart, Void, Life. Just no Doom. That is depressing, and also leads into my theory/fear of “English turning to English.”
Then…Mother…FUCKIN….Gamzee….What did Cal DO to you?
Because I know for a fact Jack killed all of your dream selves. (exception of Aradia). So I was right in there being a way to become a god without the dream-body. But what the fuck did Gamzee do? Why is he a god? Why is he here? Why is he selling the blood of his friends? Why did he fucking keep Tavros and Vriska in a fridge?
God that was horrible, seeing them merged in a fusion like that.
I hope it never happens again, they didn’t deserve it. No one deserves that.
At least, they are back to being separated, and hopefully Vriska and Tavros can still kick some ass even when dead.
So I got confused. Frequently, and loudly. I bet you will enjoy all of this.
ok, what the fresh bullshit hell am I in for this time?
he has his own dream bubble….doesn’t he?
Why the fuck is Vriska there? Just hovering menacingly in the corner as the homestuck author just DIES??
Um…..still be alive and fall off the cliff for a quick escape? Can you do that?