The puppet had a sword.

Where did the sword go Cal?

Part 211

K, so last time, I found the big reveal that Dirk and Roxy are basically orphans who are more/less only interested in playing this game to revive their parents. And since only Jane has her poppop’s body, the only way I can see that happening is if they also possess their family’s dead body. I have no idea where that would be kept, or if they even know that part, so time to see what other jaw-dropping information they will give to me.

OotS 17 End

Well that was fun. I love how they just pull in d&d mechanics with the hexagon in their story. Haley saved Roy’s ass with Elan. V is now a lizard, and I hope they will learn how to use magic in that form. A lizard wizard brings me joy.

And mystery blue-cloak guy is coming after them. I can’t wait to see how close they get.

Order of the Stick Theory #29 :  They were all shipwrecked on an island, and made spears to survive.

Belkar, you are going to get murdered, and V has every right.

Belkar is a ranger. Rangers can know “speak to animals.” Belkar won’t do it because he doesn’t know it and is also an ass

Better not let them get eaten, that would be an awkward for all.

V shouldn’t have been a perfectionist when doing magic. Maybe you can use this time to learn how to do magic with sign language.

I love how V’s first decision isn’t to write in the dirt as a message, but to just attack his party.

See, there are 3 options.

1) V is a lizard, and thus can only speak lizard

2) Elan’s player decided that Elan is so stupid he can’t understand Lizard

3) Elan is fucking trolling V, and I hope to god it is this option.

ok, but having the terrain match-up to the monster, then disappear is a cool canon quirk to use.

Hell yeah, V the Lizard Wizard!

Well, flying is super effective against grass.

So basically, Belkar learned “Fly”

Roy, here’s the trick. You don’t. Run at an angle and you’re fine.

I’m belkar. There is no other way I can say that word.

Hex Girl here is going to be wonderful to watch. Especially when she has hexagon powers.

Nice, the Pros/Cons or a hex grid by Wizards/Fighters. You go talk about those honeycombs.

If horses aren’t able to walk though it, I will disparage all I want V

Well….that is convenient. Follow the hexagon road.

Roy, why are you using a Settlers of Catan board as a map?