Part 211 End

So going to stop for the day, a lot of text here.

I am going to keep calling the Auto-Responder Kyle. He deserves his own identity, is already a fully functional multidimensional person, and I like Kyle. I got use to Kyle when I was calling Dirk Kyle.

So I have trouble understand Dave and Dirk’s irony, and that is like 10 fold with Kyle. I thought he might be in love with Roxy, thinking that maybe Dirk is Bi, but if the Roxy thing is to be “ironic” then I guess I am oblivious.

Everyone is thirsting for Jake (I can understand why), even the glasses. You think that if Kyle gets a robo-body he will fight for Jake’s hand? Probably not since he has a robot under his control already to mess with Jake.

I do like how Dirk is Orange and Kyle is Red, while Dave is Red and Davesprite is Orange. Nice flip there.

Roxy is still against the game, hopefully she will shange her mind when starting to play. She might actually be the last one (between her and Jake) if she is so hesitant to play. Or starts to play to help her friends. Whichever works.

Time to regret your decision of sending a bomb to Jane.

dafukdidiwatch:

Jake is going to get a harem by the time this is over. He is basically a harem protag.

Alpha-Stuck is basically a harem game of being Jake English. It has an anime plot and everything.

You mean that you set the robot’s settings to “sensually easy” to try and act wingman for Dirk? I am not sure how much this will help.

Jake is going to get a harem by the time this is over. He is basically a harem protag.

You berated him on not respecting your feelings, then set the bro-bot to hard in hand-to-hand combat. That is about as not-specific as you can get.

He is an AI, Kyle would also like to go after Jake, and Dirk already said he would. That is a fucking lot of bananas in your house right now. Like, a whole banana plantation.

Kyle is a fucking better metaphor person than Dirk, some might say even on par with Dave.

It’s the red text.

Oh shit, go for gold Dirk. Wait, was this why the fucking easy level on the bro-bot was sensual as shit?!

Yes go Kyle, go and tell her the fucking truth. You ARE your own bot after all. I support you Kyle.

I am glad Kyle is taking his own individuality (go red), and I want it to be 3. 3 years left of the fucking noir before the shit is broken in a drunken rage and all the shards and shitty wine go out spilling everywhere, leaving dark wine blots all throughout the room to stain and no one gives a shit about.

I have feelings about the noir.

dafukdidiwatch:

dafukdidiwatch:

Didn’t we just go over the fact that he might still be 13?

Hey Roxy, Didn’t we JUST go over the Fact that HE might Still Be 13!?

HEY ROXY!!!

dafukdidiwatch:

Didn’t we just go over the fact that he might still be 13?

Hey Roxy, Didn’t we JUST go over the Fact that HE might Still Be 13!?

Didn’t we just go over the fact that he might still be 13?

ok, ok this Cal guy has to be the double snake troll guy. There is no way Hussie would do this much foreshadowing to not do something with it.

I don’t know if Jegus is Cal, or the soul of Beta-Cal, or if they are going to fucking merge into one being in this dimension, but there is a fucking connection between Cal and Alpha-Jegus here.

oh god, this is going to be weird.

Based on my math calculations, it is highly probably that Roxy is going to ignore one of the things that Dirk just said. Want to guess which one?

oh only now you realize that this is dumb?

Wait….I know that Kyle started out as a 13 year old, but he started out when Dirk was 13.

Does that make Kyle 16, 13, or 3?

I am like Roxy, enjoying Dirk’s suffering on this sassy-bot.

Kyle is so pissed he isn’t even bothering to calculate.