I forgot he rides a walking wiener. That is still hilarious.

No offense Blue-Towel, but I get where the weasel is coming from. You are pretty cool.

Yes, no 80s montage will stop my two different-sized blades from tasting blood.

…I hope that you could be considered good guys, because having both good and bad guys be antagonists to the group is such a good plan.

Don’t you disappear after 24 hours? For being a weasel, you sure are a rat.

mystery man got a brochure too. That makes me happy.

Oh, now that was mean. A good plan on the DM’s part, but that was super mean. You could have at least said  it was an orc.

I hope he gets good benefits from the Monster Union.

Well this is giving me Shrek 2 flashbacks.

It explodes precisely when it is meant to be

My scam was good, V’s revenge is even better

disclaimers, every company needs a disclaimer

V, prestidigitate a yellow ticket and call it good.

Is this a dumb rule, yes. Do I blame the orc guy doing his job, no. Is it annoying as hell, yes. Will I enjoy watching V get frustrated, also yes.

I mean, this makes more sense than having the horses just sitting there all night with no one touching them.

Haley did a good thing! Haley did a good thing!

Whether to help Roy out, or to spare Elan’s feelings, is unknown. But She did a good thing!

They are absolutely the best of friends. Like Spongebob and Squidward.

Roy is unequipped when dealing with the human emotion called friendship

Roy you literally owe Haley all of the gold in the world for saving your ass on this one.

Roy you owe this girl BIG TIME