Part 296

Here we are people. John is trapped in mannequin hell and Caliborn is done with his comic for now. Now, now we can finally move on to see how everyone else is dong.

I have no idea where we start at, so why not just dive in!

Part 295

I’m just waiting for John to tear this comic apart one shitty pixel at a time.

Let’s see what kind of dangers Caliborn has in store for our…..semi-hero.

Part 294

We are back and I am TOTALLY going to regard the Very important male ghost behind the curtain. Caliborn can’t stop me OR John in that.

Part 293

John and Roxy are cute…..but then John had to lose the Stupid Ring!!!

And Hussie is mimicking Caliborn’s blood-soaked words. Or Caliborn is now taking over again. Either way, I am expecting shenanigans to happen.

Part 292

Go Glory days, everything is coming up Egbert. John meets Roxy and figures out to give the ring to Calliope. I am so happy that it really is happening, and that John is such a sweet sweet boy that I love so much because he is just wanting to help Roxy out with this and for no other reason.

So, shall we continue?

Part 291

Right, so Jane became logically insane to make Jake into her sex slave. And Brain-Dirk is just chilling with Jake, so Jake maybe (maybe) be able to tap into his powers and actually believe enough to summon Dirk back.

Hopefully John found Roxy in time before Jane does something terrible.

Part 290

I had to look at the two Johns kissing again and I hate it.

I don’t need that in my life. Or in my future life.

Just, I don’t even no what’s happening anymore, let’s just continue.

Part 289

So Kanaya has a blood addiction, John will somehow eventually gain control of his Retconing powers eventually, Terezi is now on the blind path of Justice, and Rose has emotional problems from growing up.

Well, things can only get worse from here.

Part 288

Jane is about to show off her computer skills and I for one am like Karkat and terrified at what this shrewd business woman will do. All in favor, say “Aye”

Part 287

Jade and Dave are having a nice little argument about being evil, defeating evil, and being heartbroken. While Dirk is dealing with family issues and Equius’s fetishes, and John met himself in the most interesting way.

Let’s watch and see how this goes for Dave to not get killed by Darth Furry.

Part 286

John came and left, Jade is a hunting dog now, and we learn that John now is no longer bound to the rules of reality and has the ability to fuck with time however he wants.

You know what? John no longer being affected by time is probably a good thing when fighting a Time Player like English.

Let’s see what happens next

Part 285

Terezi and Rose hash things out over their withdraws, and John as suddenly blew into the scene. Literally. From outside the comic.

Look I just really need to know where this boy is going, and if the House Juju just gave him boosted powers or what. Like, would it work the same on everyone who touched it, or does if boost their powers differently?

Part 284

And so we have come to Rose and her Glitchtale. I get the feeling everything is going to be just as glitchy as it was in the beginning.

Part 283

Well we got Dave’s story done. He is being accosted to making weapons to fight English with grimbark jade. And John keeps popping in everywhere, which we need to fix at some point in the future.

Well, that aside time to see Karkat and Kanaya, on Jade’s planet, where they will also probably run into John and Jade as well.

Part 282

ok, with all of THAT nonsense done, we are now officially, accurately, on Part 282. So Operation: Hussie Hustle is still a go.

Jade is out hunting for John who may not exist anymore. Roxy is now playing with blocks. And Dave is playing Nickelback’s “Photograph” in his head. Good times y’all.

Part 17

Alright, so last we left Roxy is being forced to try and steal the Troll-Egg-Sack from space, Jade is threatening when she doesn’t talk, the kids are all split up on the planets, and John is just gone.

Not like….gone gone, but still gone. Which is concerning.

Part 281

So I am forced back into intermissions again. All the way until Act 6 Act7, or maybe we will go back in time to Act 6 Act6 to piss off Caliborn because he hates going backwards.

Whichever works

Part 280

This is going to be terrifying I can already tell you guys that.

Part 279

So Slick has now finally reentered the picture. My murder boi is back to take charge! Hell Yeah I’m so happy.

Part 278

We found the treasure. It was a house-hole in the fabric of reality. And John just disappeared into it! We need to get him back.

But first, we have to deal with Caliborn’s nonsense.