Part 295 End

thank god it’s over

John just decided to now go on a quest to destroy Caliborn for his shitty terrible story. Which mirrors to Caliborn’s quest to kill Hussie for his story narration. Oh how the circle turns.

I can’t even really remember what actually happened in the last intermission that was important. John lost the important ring. He and Roxy hatched a plan, and her powers are slowly progressing. Davesprite and Arquiusprite met up. Slick is jetpacking through space. Dirk is flying through space (and failing in trying to talk to Dave). Jane is a lot more savage than you would give credit for. Jake is terrified and talking to Brain-Dirk. PM and Jack are still chasing each other through space, and Hulked!Jack flying back too. Kanaya has blood addition problems, she and Karkat are going to talk to Echidna for the tadpole. Terezi and Rose are going through withdrawal and Terezi is going Clown Hunting. Dave is flying with Mayor. Jade still can’t catch John because of him hopping around. Vriska and her ghost squad found the juju that zapped John, but half of them left already to maybe come back with a ghost army. And Hussie is still missing/dead/no-really-dead.

I think that sums it up, don’t you?

GOD can you imagine Caliborn being a Youtuber??

Even Caliborn’s shitty curtain couldn’t hide the horror John has.

You basically tied me in a chair to play your slideshow with no escape. You aren’t welcome.

no child, they are Acts. Because it is going to take way too long to properly sum up anything like this in chapters.

If anyone has managed to write Homestuck as a novel let me know.

And thus starts John’s quest for vengeance against the turtle child.

Just end it. End it forever. Please, you have the technology. It was the same one that helped you bring this doodle-nightmare to life.

I don’t know if it is better or worse that Caliborn can see John but just chooses to ignore him. Well, with John’s rage he can’t ignore John for much longer.

YOU get a Gary Sue! And YOU get a Gary Sue! EVERYONE GETS A GARY SUE!!!

I’m a little naughty time travel who’s been vewy baaad at keeping the time continuum in order.  I hope I don’t get my superior creator crossed at me *wonk*

I can’t believe that John is being pelted by puppets much like Dave was way back in the beginning.

You have no right to use that reference.

It’s always time travel with you. You probably picked Dave because of his Time Travel.

Look out John! There’s more Dave’s around you! But what’s this? His rage and the literal computer screen of the true 4th wall is making him unable to hear me! Oh Well. 

Yeah, by the ghost of the other male that you killed. How does that make you feel?

John drank his Respecting Woman Juice a long time ago and is ready to beat your ass.

YES! JOHN! FUCK SHIT UP!

Do it John. I believe in you. Use the power of righteous rage, wind, and basic human decency to stop this madman.

I can’t believe that John just made himself Caliborn’s #1 enemy because he stopped his smut. How often can you say that in other stories?