Part 290 End

That does it for me. I really need to get some stuff done.

Jane is terrifying now.

ARquius can think all he wants, but she isn’t “logical” as much as “insane.”

Like, she was talking about making Jake her fucking sex slave, baby maker, human empire out of their children like Adam&Evil!Eve. That is just wrong. And creepy. And I hate it.

Jake has every right to cry.

At least Ghost Dirk is there. Maybe if Jake really does tap into his powers, he can just teleport Dirk to him and bust out together. Hopefully before the shitty forced wedding.

Ferrari is trying to regain her troll empire, and I guess is going to let Jane’s Crocker Empire be her new army to conquer space for her, if I am ready the plan right.

Which would mean she is expecting the Beta-group to fight English themselves and not bother to help. Great.

Well…at least John is getting some new control on his powers, since he sent himself to help Roxy.

But too many kids are duplicating here!

Aradia, Dave, Dirk, ALL the ghost kids, and now John! Stop replicating!

Jake has no need to lie. He’s an idiot. Idiots don’t need to lie.

At least you get pants Dirk. Marvel Britches.

I hope Jane can’t hear everything Jake is saying. That would be pretty bad.

So there we go. There is Jake’s quest. He may accept things, but doesn’t really believe. He needs to believe. Clap your hands to believe!

Great Jegus are you saying that Jake has to clap his hands and Prince Pantaloons becomes a real boy?

As long as Jane doesn’t see….we good.

What the Fuck Dirk? Your fragment is still in Jake;s mind??

HOW MANY CHILDREN ARE MULTIPLYING HERE?!?!

This^ ALLLLLLLLL Of This^^ is ACCURATE AND VALID!!!

ESPECIALLY THIS PART!!!

HA! Good luck with that! You and Vriska could share notes and still wouldn’t figure it out.

What does Ferrari get out of this? Like, what she is ruling above Jane? Because there is no way in hell Ferrari would let another empire edge her out. Especially one she created.

You made that fucking agreement coked out on sugar, that should not count!

God dammit, Jake has every right to fucking cry his eyes out. Jane is basically saying she is planning on using him as a boy-toy forever!!!

GODDAMMIT WHEN I SAID JANE LIKES HER PRISONERS IN BOOTY SHORTS I NEVER MEANT FOR THIS SHIT!

OH SHIT I AM DONE, AWAY, GOODBYE, THIS IS THE WORST, THE WORST!!

Oh…Jake I’m sorry this entire thing must be so traumatic for you. It certainly happened way too fast to process.

Jane isn’t putting up with any of Jake’s bullshit….and of course she only does this officially when she is evil.

Wow Jake…wow…..you somehow managed to turn your imprisonment by your evil friend all about you…again…..when it was already about you.

Well, at least Jane still has her sense of Ego to know she is a being of pure logic. Still has some humanity.

God Damn, how cheesy can you get in your evil?

Jane demands that her prisoners be in booty shorts. Sucks for you.