Part 281 End

So I am going to force myself to pace. Meaning shorter session probably. I don’t want to overshoot myself and be done with homestuck Before 413 you know.

Jade is a lot more terrifying with her actions than words. Her words are more dorkish than ever. But if Roxy can create the Matriorb, that would be so amazing, because she can repopulate the Troll’s planet! Stealing from the void, to create anything, god that is the dream. She would have the best Hammer Space in ALL of Space! If I wasn’t pretty much the Seer of Void, I would have totally wanted to be the Rogue of Void hands down.

Everyone is split up. Both Seers on the Right to the Light. Frog Squad Kanaya and Karkat on the Left on Jade’s planet. Dave and Mayor are up on his planet. And they are all dealing with the glitches.

And John….

He’s somewhere, right?

Because Jade had fought John, I know that much from the brief glitches of the last video.

So either Jade poofed him away (which sounds unlikely since Rose said John escaped. [Ha, Rose is as unintelligible now as she was as Grimdark!Rose] )

Or John got zapped away again from the House Juju and is lost to time again. I mean, Caliborn said something about seeing John again. Maybe he got pissed seeing John over and over and wanted to look into it, stole the narrative prompt, and fucked with John via art?

Or….maybe John is hiding in the planet, like meeting his Denizen finally, and we can Finally hear his Choice.

I just hope he’s alright

Ok, but Roxy treating her powers as wizard magic is adorable here.

Roxy, that is a seer position. Literally reach into the darkness and take something. That’s what Rogue’s do. Steal.

Crystal, but I want to point this out. You did say “something”. So don’t be surprised if the thing I summoned is a bazooka.

It is things like that that I can’t take you seriously. I take your actions seriously, but proclaiming you are the “suckiest jade?” Get better material.

And now I have a terrible thought that Wolf!Jade is into Vore now. And I hate it.

Jade this is fucking Fucked Up.

How dare you make my adorable little doggy into this vicious wolf Ferrari! I hope you get turned into a fishstick!!!

Do it or I’ll bite you?

Me and Roxy, we on the same page. Good child Good.

Yes, no.

Yes, I do want that.

No, I don’t want Her to have that.

At least now when you figure this power out, you can just steal all the weapons you can possibly think of.

psst! Roxy! Any way you can just, null the bullshit around Jade, or steal the nothingness around the good-Jade to make her back to normal?

At least Jade is still the positivity powerhouse even at Grimbark levels.

She basically steals the improbable to make the possible. How fucking cool is that, I love Void powers.

If she steals nothing, that means that there is nothing for her to steal, because everything is hers to begin with.

She literally owns the world.

Bullshit Roxy. This is more than invisibility. Because, like how I am able to speak out of my own ass and somehow predict the future, you can apparently summon and create shit from nothing itself. You can steal from the void for others.

Holy Fuck Void has the coolest powers!!!

Wait really!?

I mean, fuck Ferrari with her own rusted spork, but if Roxy can do this, then ALL of the kids problems are solved!

At least Jade isn’t resorting to Violence. Which is what I am expecting with Jane to be honest.

You know, this doesn’t actually help with reading.

And thus, Realization hits Roxy like a lightening strikes on a million tacky golden statues.