Right, Alpha-Jegus and Dirk were talking about how she was absolutely writing fanfiction about their lives, along with other important class things. So let’s see if she will tell how she even found that information in the first place. Because it also told her that the Beta-kids were coming too, so what gives time travel!?
A little late for that, but at least you tried. Maybe next time don’t zone out
So, after looking back there is no explicit information say that Alpha-Dave was assassinated by the Batterwitch. But given her past history, attempts on Jane’s life, killing Alpha-Rose for similar reasons, and her just being a terrifying dictator, I wouldn’t put it pass her. Or just kidnapping him as an eternal servant like Ancestor-Sollux. Either way works.
So putting that aside, time to see what other assassination plot Dirk has gotten himself into. I really want to see who he murdered.
Yes, let’s look at these funky fresh clothes that Dirk obviously wears like 24/7, see how ironic he dresses.
Right, back on track. Last we left Roxy was talking to Alpha-Jegus about the role of being a Void Player. Or at least Alpha-Jegus was trying to tell Roxy information without giving too much away.
Alright, time to see Roxy realizing her mistake and trying to do something to fix it, all while drunk.
K, so last time, I found the big reveal that Dirk and Roxy are basically orphans who are more/less only interested in playing this game to revive their parents. And since only Jane has her poppop’s body, the only way I can see that happening is if they also possess their family’s dead body. I have no idea where that would be kept, or if they even know that part, so time to see what other jaw-dropping information they will give to me.
cool, with all of that video randomness of Roxy floating through dream bubbles of people who aren’t even in their dimension yet, time to see how she deals with it
Cool, I have returned. Time to see The Dirk Twerk.
Alright, let’s continue with Dilly and Jane’s conversation here of how they are being killed in both the real world and the dream world.
Let’s go, let’s steal some shit now.
Starting the new act now. I want to say it will continue with Jane. (Who is I guess the Maid of Life maybe?) But I don’t know and Hussie has swapped story-lines before, so let’s see what we get.
K, time to find out if Kanaya can, in fact, raise the dead as we try to find Gamzee’s death nest.
Or just ignore them and focus more on the others. Either way works.
Well, let’s dive back into this hilarious conversation that they are having right now. Because I am absolutely enjoying myself reading that.
Alright, time to see Jade’s magical inter-dimensional skype call.
You think I could finish Homestuck in under 400 sessions?
Anyway, lets see how Jade and John like the in-between dimension.
Alright Seb. Lift fridge, be free.
And Here We Are. Part 200. Did this 200 times. Damn that is a lot of times. Just think, at Part 100 I was reading about Tavros being thrown off a cliff. Many things have happened since then. We went from one world to another.
Now let’s find ourselves a robo-brother.
Yeah a bit of a late blog this time. A whole 12 hours later than when I would usually blog. To be fair, I was out of town to some Tulip Festival that was alright and didn’t have access to a computer. I am not like Jade or her alternate-family, so I don’t carry around at least 5 computers like a sensible person.
So let’s see Jane try to talk to Jake about her dream again, and distact him from his robot mission.
Still don’t like her headband of evil
Well, we have come to thing. Now we get to (hopefully) see the new children. The mysterious Louise Lalonde and Kyle Strider. I would like to meet them. But I also won’t be surprised if Hussie decided to jump in again and do something.