I needed to share this with everyone, it is too glorious not to

Part 206 End

So that was a lot of reading, but a lot of things happened.

Jane is alive (thank god-cat). So she still has her body and her dream body, so that’s good.

I guess that my names of Louise and Kyle are out. They are now replaced. Rosie is a good guess for Alpha-Lalonde. As for Alpha-Bro….David doesn’t work. So I want to say….Dimitri. Or Dillian. Probably Dillian.

Anyway, nice to see that Alpha-Rose is a cult-author who is also a scientist and does magic. So she is a witch and will rule the world.

I love how Alpha-Rose is Magic, and Rosie is a scientist. I have no idea how she has her hands on SBURB science, but somehow she does. Maybe she was working with Jake about the pumpkin things to take from Jade, because I still think the Alpha-Kids were the cause of Jade’s missing pumpkins.

Glad that Jane is trying to be a lot more open in believing shit, that is good to hear, especially with friends.

And Alpha-Rose made God-Cat. And it is called GCAT because of DNA code, I get it now. Science and all of that.

Take the rabbit, start the chain.

me, me when my friends try to correct my word choices.

yeah…try again and don’t have this be like pity Jane.

not going to lie, I was just going to accept that madrigogs was a word because that is how my brain works

Scientific methods at it’s finest.

Rosie is just tired and drunk, and Jane is just done.

I love how she is so drunk that she just forgot the rules of the game she is doing.

got anymore weird and dark secrets to share with Jane…again.

I think their friendship is gourd-gous

Same

I love Rosie and how she says things.

The true spooky halloween spirit is how easy pumpkins can appear and disappear

Because the time has agrees that everyone wants a pumpkin.

So, wait. Rosie grew up with this tech and knew how to use it? Where the hell did Alpha-Rose get this I thought it was Skaia technology.

So all of this started where you thought that Rosie would say some weird shit and you thought she was pulling your leg, and then it just lasted for the rest of your friendship.

But pumpkins are fruits??? Unless they aren’t in Alpha-verse

no

no, she was the one to steal them? Jane had pumpkins too?

They became friends over pumpkins.

At this point in homestuck, the beginning was hecka long time ago

Of course Alpha-Rose is a secret cult leader. See? Adult-Rose will take over the world.